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I attached my own leash…by Rufuz
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Daddy was out,


I don’t want to myself tout,


But I did put myself on my leash,


And went outside to eat quiche…


 


I also got a big bone,


One of the neighbors brought it over alone,


I took it from him with gratitude,


I kept it to myself that I didn’t like his cologne…


 


I have yet to master though opening the door,


I hope I am not being herein a bore,


Being out in the cooler air I do truly adore,


Daddy was surprised I was outside,


Please don’t tell him I did it myself, I do to you implore…J


© Rufuz ~ 07.02.2007


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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
He's smarter than a fifth grader.

Never forget driving my Monte up to the garage door one day. As I opened the car door, this flash of black fur burst in and, was feverishly licking my face. Jazz had been out all day, but he stayed close to give me a wet surprise before my labored opening of that heavy door.

Ron

Reviewed on July 8, 2007
I've always wanted to meet a dog that was filled with gratitude, just like Han was in Enter the Dragon - 'Gentleman, welcome, you have my gwwwwwwwwatitude!'

Regards
Dai

Reviewed on July 7, 2007
Ahhh, Rufuz has many talents!
what more can you rustle up!
Mmmm... quich!
bacon I do hope!
WArmly, WArrior "Spirit" Lady Sheeeoox
Stay Positive!
Stay SAFE!
BE Happy!
:)

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on July 3, 2007
You're terrific Rufuz! now....about those driving lessons!
love,
Susan

Reviewed on July 3, 2007
Attatched? Or attacked? LOL Cute one, Rufuz--you the DAWG!

(((HUGS))) and love, and Happy SAFE 4th of July to you and your Daddy and Mama, Karla.

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on July 3, 2007
don't ask, don't tell...good on you Rufuz,

Thanks,
Dan

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on July 3, 2007
Rufus,
Shhhhhhh! We won't tell Daddy!:)

Many blessings,
~Linda

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on July 3, 2007
chuckle, enjoyed the read, how was your quiche?

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on July 3, 2007
Somebody went misquoting about "...it's a dog's life..." like it was something bad, then, here you come to make all of it a mispell.
You Rufuz, can go around putting your nose in others people's butt and noting happens; you Rufuz, can go around pissing on trees, fire hydrants, car's tires, all in public and nothing happens; you Rufuz can go humping the legs of pretty girls and nothing happens....
If your Ed Daddy do the same you wouldn't see him for a long long time, that's how dog's life sound, not so bad, ha?
PS. am gonna telling him nuthin'
Georg

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on July 2, 2007
I won't tell him, and neither will Layla ok Ruffie dearest w00f WooF ;)

Duchess
psssssst I had my weekly bath yesterday :):)

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on July 2, 2007
What a CUTIE! This was a delightful smile-maker! I adore stories bout Rufuz! HUGS! SC

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 2, 2007
You are so brilliant Rufuz!I'm proud to be your auntie!;-)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 2, 2007
You are getting sneaky huh...clever dog..WOOF!!!!

Love Micky

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on July 2, 2007
Your a smart dog rufuz..
Your writing is better than your Daddy's..
I'm commenting to a dog here, but you
don't mind do ya Rufuz?

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on July 2, 2007
Haha!...Rufus is a sneaky dog!!!

Sandie May Angel :o)


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