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Skunk Weed...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Took a hit,


Choked a bit,


Till I had to spit,


My lungs almost did split…


 


Throat full of fire,


Caught in, of phlegm, a mire,


Something cold I did drink,


That weed of the skunk certainly does stink…


 


Took a hit,


Choked alot,


Smoke too hot,


Damn if my lungs,


Didn’t also take a shot…


© ed J 7/19/07


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 Reviews of "Skunk Weed..."
Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on July 20, 2007
maybe you should try the filtered skunk weed, just a thought.

dan
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 20, 2007
Oh you and your stinky stuff!!

Love sTinka
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on July 20, 2007
I posted a poem about grass but somehow, I don't think most of it was about your kind. I think you "speaketh" of the kind that will hopefully soon be legal in Canada so that the criminal element that surrounds it may disappear. That's the hope anyway. I don't smoke it myself but I say, "to each his/her own." Thanks for the smiles, Ed. Love and peace to you and to Rufuz,

Regis
Reviewed by George Thompson
Reviewed on July 20, 2007
Funny and so true. Enjoyed.

George
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on July 20, 2007
See what ya get for bein greedy?

Walt
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on July 20, 2007
Very cute indeed...Hugsssss
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Reviewed on July 20, 2007
Just be careful, Ed; that's all I ask. Funny write, though; you are too good at these, even when stoned! Not many people can do that! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 20, 2007
Try Possum Weed, Bro - it goes down much smoother!
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on July 20, 2007
I thought "Weed" was bad enough, but Skunk Weed? Hic hic hic, splutter splutter!!
Rufuz, pee on the weed will yah boy!! That's a good boy! LOL

Ch'erie
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 19, 2007
you should go pottie with your pot ed;-)et poor Rufuz duz ur dad smell like skunk...
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on July 19, 2007
Be careful out there.....
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on July 19, 2007
Save me a toke
I need it for my muse
If it slows down my thoughts
Than the page will stay blank
Peace

William
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