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Do atheists get paid by insurance for acts of God…?
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I haven't a clue, But if you do, Please let me know, You can find me in my cage at the zoo...

If so then maybe God can give to me a nod, Better yet if he could just do something about my sagging bod, I would appreciate if greatly as I progress to become a nagging old sod… See how I write when high I do get, Most times I must do so before I just forget, In the short run I don’t get worried nor do I fret… What is it here that I speak of, do you know? If so, please, dear friend and reader to me show, Just what it is I am saying, for in my state of mind, out this smoke I must blow… © ed J 7/31/07

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Reviews of "Do atheists get paid by insurance for acts of God…?"

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Reviewed on August 1, 2007

everyone does ED....God dosent discriminate, it's just us galahs that do that....
Grace and peace to yah
Love Ch'erie

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on August 1, 2007

Thought provoking
now you have my mine
working on over time
Peace

William

Reviewed by m j hollingshead

Reviewed on August 1, 2007

interesting

Reviewed by D Johnson

Reviewed on August 1, 2007

I'm with Walt on this one...What was the question?

Dan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on August 1, 2007

You've just got the Birthday jitters, Brother - you are getting very very old!!

Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Reviewed on August 1, 2007

Now that's a good question Ed.
but tell me....What was the question?......LOL

Walt

Reviewed by George Thompson

Reviewed on August 1, 2007

You ain't blowin' smoke. Thought provoking and I wonder if it's really true.....

George

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on July 31, 2007

ED --- don't know, but they say that...

"THERE ARE NO ATHEISTS IN FOXHOLES!" Tom.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on July 31, 2007

Oh now high Ed, you know the asureance companys

will call it an act of nature or the universe, but never God in

front of an atheists.

Don't blow any of the smoke in Rufuz's face, or

he will turn out to be like you Ed....High

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