But when did they start to hire 12 year olds,

To patrol our streets, man, they barely shave,

Mommy still takes care of them when in bed with colds…J

If they are tall enough to see over the steering wheel,

I guess that is the only pre-requisite to getting hired,

But to give them a gun and send them out to protect & serve,

Everytime I see them drive by they get on what is left of my nerves…J

The local state police have hired themselves a very young lady,

Very short she is with a face of a cherubic baby,

I have to respect her for her toughness,

But to put her on the road to pull over drunks,

Seems totally crazy in New Jersey the land of maybe…J

© ed J 8/1/07