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From this Bard...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Dry humor is better than wet...


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Listen to the docs,


They tell us to wear socks,


Keeping your feet nice & toasty,


Better though to drink whiskey on the rocks…J


 


The docs also tell us to eat lard,


Now this is definitely from this bard,


Tries like hell to be a funny card,


I gotz a big hairy mutt,


Fortunately though he is not a saint bernard…J


 


I try to write with depth & precision,


Of comedy this bard does envision,


He tries and tries but mostly faces indecision,


One day he will have to write of his x-ray vision…J


© ed J 8/12/07


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 Reviews of "From this Bard..."
Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on August 14, 2007
Any kind of humor is good.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on August 13, 2007
Don't need to eat nothing lard, have plenty around, doc said I have a spare ring around my waist, he should know, his is bigger than mine.
Georg

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on August 12, 2007
Dry humor is better than wet.....
And japanese is better than no knees
gosh...I had a side of lard this morning with my bacon.

Walt

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on August 12, 2007
lard? yum

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on August 12, 2007
cute, and dry...LadyJ

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on August 12, 2007
I truly miss my transfat food...KFC does not taste the same...bah humbug.

dan

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 12, 2007
All good and well without the fart...h0h0h0!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 12, 2007
Hee, hee, what Eileen said.
I remember Crisco lard...
Hee, hee, what Mr. Ed said. He's is
a rude brother? Mr. Ed may be the
real lard ass?

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 12, 2007
You are a lard bard full of humor,just ask Rufuz,when he has to walk you;-)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 12, 2007
You Lucky Jersey Devil, You! I never got to be in those wonderful Lard commercials with you and the family. And you sure look happy in that picture.



Are you still collectin royalties on those, too, Brother??!!



And now, I learn you also have X-Ray Vision - WOW! I better start eatin Lard again, too.

Reviewed on August 12, 2007
ED ---

I've heard the term "LARDASS" before... and even "BADASS"...

but if we combined the two, would we have "BARDASS" ???

:) :) :) TOM.



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