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A whole loooong & dry week it's been...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I am feeling so altogether weak,

No smoke have I had,

I have tried not to be bad,

Through my drawers I have begun to seek…(not "those" drawers, Pee Wee)

 

Bingo, I have found it,

No matter how bad, the stuff will still be good sh**,

My hands do shake, I am biting on the pipes bit,

I can barely survive my first in a week hit,

Just bear with me, I may have a fit…

 

Hey, my first hit and I didn’t choke,

Glad I never got into coke,

Too far though did I draw,

Still in all a good feeling cough…J

© ed J 8/14/07
 

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 21, 2007
I hope you are feeling better, Ed. Best wishes to you and to Rufuz,

Regis

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 18, 2007
Oh you bad you.....tantrums don't count do they??

Choo-Choo..the green choo-choo-train..boggles your brain!!!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on August 17, 2007
S m o k i n' ! :)
Kinda week I've had makes me want to beg a hit. Got any mo? Want my addie? Only inhaled once [ha]. . .got a headache. . .but. . .if at first you don't succeed, try, try. . .hmmmmm.
Used to smoke like the proverbial chimney -- expect I'd be in better shape if it had been pot steada nicotine. Hmmmmmm.
Thank you for all the smiles you dish, my friend.
'cludin' the one that flashed when I saw the new photo on your bio page. {New to me, at any rate; been having computer problems; on a borrowed pc now.} Love 'n' Hugs, Pea Hoozachinsogiverawhiff Atleast

Reviewed on August 15, 2007
Bad week, eh? Anything that helps to relax...just be careful, k?

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on August 15, 2007
Funny dude.
Brother Ed's comment on bingo had me rolling....Uh ....Laffin

Walt

Reviewed on August 15, 2007
ED...

No POT ... to put PITH in,
No NOT ... can't WIN,
So HOT ... 'tis a Sin...
So SOT ... begin agin!

PUFF...PUFF...HOLD IN...

:) :) :) TOM.

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on August 15, 2007
You two brothers are quite the pair! Great write! Holly

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 15, 2007
Bingo, I have found it,

Good for you, Brother! We seniors need to keep our minds active, and Bingo is a marvelous way to do that. But where in the heck did you find a Bingo Hall that allows smoking grass?

Reviewed by Cedric III
Reviewed on August 15, 2007
hahahahha
musta been a killer week indeed.
my friends parents used to keep theirs in the hot water cupboard...

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on August 15, 2007
Between you, Pee Wee, and an invisible brother asking for oil (which he thanked for) you bunch are making me dizzy, I will try to put all your words in my pipe, smoke them and try to get high.
No sh** in my "drawers" either.
Tell rufuz to cool it down!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Georg

Reviewed by K. Mulroney
Reviewed on August 15, 2007
I never liked the stuff. Hurt my throat, made me sleepy and caused me to eat waaay to much. Nice write though!

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 14, 2007
I have a good friend who shakes all over
the place when he doesn't have his stuff.
I've only smokeed the stuff maybe 7 times.
Never got hooked on it.
Stay safe
Mr.how is your brother Ed.......


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