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Multiplication...
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Not good at division, Lousy at addition, At subtraction I suck, But I sure do know how to f***… Like bunnies we are, Coming home from the bar, Can’t wait to get out of the car, With each other we go the distance by far… © ed J 8/26/07

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Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on August 27, 2007

Hey Ed, I thought it was the other way arond!!! the bunny getting screwed and lay eggs all over the lawn at Easter?
Georg

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on August 26, 2007

LOL..that poor chicken
This has to be one of your greatest Ed.
Bet Rufuz is embarrassed?

Reviewed by Aberjhani

Reviewed on August 26, 2007

Ooh that's a wicked graphic:-)
Love the poem.

Aberjhani

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg

Reviewed on August 26, 2007

OK dude ... the image cured my constipation. Hallelujah! You always cut to the chase and touch a nerve in the reader man. What a gift!
Rufus ... WOOF dude! Keep an eye on your daddy-human - he's in heat! (-:
Blessings ...
Richard

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on August 26, 2007

About par.

Ron

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on August 26, 2007

ho-oooooo-hold your breath!!

This is hilarious!!

Love Stinka

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