Was it detachable? Did you leave it on the rim of the tub? Did you loan it to a friend who forgot to return it? I think I saw one down at the flea market, what did yours look like?
King Jaap wrote a song about it Ed. It's called "Detachable Pe__s". Just in case it isn't under the flowerpot! Perhaps Spot has it!
Oh good grief, maybe you lost it at sea whilst in you're pirate ship, amid the pillaging and plundering...perhaps it was Mr PeeWee's Cutlass that got it........Oh too much too much....
Don't Panic, Brother. You probably just forgot where you put it. When we were kids you always hid it under a flower pot until you needed it again. Look there first. But if you can't find it, refer to Edvard's comment below about Rufuz. Yikes!
Reviewed by Joshua Trent (Reader)
Reviewed on September 15, 2007
"Vulgarity begins when imagination succumbs to the explicit."
Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on September 15, 2007
ROFLMSAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ed, you are incorrigible! Cheer up, old buddy. A parable says: "When the turtle wakes up in the morning, his head is all the way out!" Heh-heh, heh-heh, heh-heh ...
If its your tongue thats so deceiving...chop it off..if its your hands you find, a worry cause, chop them off too...if your eyes continually see you into troubles...pluck them out...and if its your dick that already disappeared...Well, more than likely it was doing something it shouldn't had done...Too late...EDitt!LOL!
You nut...
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
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King Jaap wrote a song about it Ed. It's called "Detachable Pe__s". Just in case it isn't under the flowerpot! Perhaps Spot has it!
Ann
Check out the latest write ED HAHA.
CherryCoon.
Did you make Jane angry and now she needs to change her name to Bobbit?
Maybe it's as your brother says and and it's under the flower pot...
If this is an ongoing problem then where's it's bell?
LOL, great write as usual!
No wonder your "bait" is taken!!
Love Stinky
Ted
Georg
You're too funny.
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
You nut...
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
Jasmin Horst
Kathy
not to worry... dickless tracy & pussless tess still had orgasms.... they both just FAKED 'em!
OR... just lose the BELLY... he din' go nowhere! Tom.