He or maybe it’s a she,
Sneaks in during the wee morning hours,
Leaves only not a whole ounce, only 10 grams,
Removes the seeds, didn’t want to grow it,
In a plastic baggy its left on the computer,
Sorry about the weight, this isn’t a fairy scam..
As the story goes this fairy is pretty scary,
All bald on the top of its head,
No matter the early hour,
A bottle of grog he has to himself fed..
Anyway I digress,
He is as well a creature of prowess,
He also claims some notoriety,
And wants this poem to be copy-writed,
Oh my god, forget this shit, I am outahere,
I will now announce my sobriety,
And prove to the world of my piety..
© ed & the pot fairy J 9/25/07
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Blessings! Jasmin Horst
P.S. Is ten grams the legal amount allowed?
Love the wit here. Reminds me of the 70's and I wish they'd return.
Love,
Susan
Give your bro a hug...
And prove to the world of my piety..
You mean I can finally stop pretending to be The Pot Fairy??!! But Rufuz pays me so well. Ask him if he can please keep sending the checks anyway - I've really gotten used to them, they help feed my critters. But Good Luck in Sobriety, Bro!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Yer a hoot. :) Just stay outta trouble, wouldya?
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Georg
I will now announce my sobriety,
And prove to the world of my piety..
I got it all down now. . .and I'm holding you to this!
I don't even want to see you writing in green, let alone puffin' it!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
I want to be copy-righted and copy-writed.
Or, is this another of your pious stints?
Me, I'll not give up my sobriety!
Love the flair and unspoken admonition in this delightful poem.
Kathy