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Cheese, oh geez...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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There once was a product named cheese,


It originated in a cave amongst the tree’s,


Pee wee did find it while playing on his knee’s,


A devil of a time we had getting rid of all his flea’s…


 


Cheese does make me sneeze,


Unless I am surrounded by the oceans sea’s,


You all gotta watch that guy pee wee’z,


He is disgustingly dirty and full of disease…


 


Then there is that Neanderthal guy,


He thinks he is gorgeous Georg in disguise,


In his hand he always has cheese French fries,


Probably why he has in the family the biggest thighs…


 


So, the moral to the story is as follows,


What with a head like Pee Wee’z always hollow,


He has the brains of a barn swallow,


Sorry, there is no moral to afterall follow…J


© ed J 9/28/07


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 Reviews of "Cheese, oh geez..."
Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on September 30, 2007
LOL!!! This is a hoot, Ed...and the tale keeps continuing on and on and on..
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 29, 2007
Hey! wait a moment, I thought that those were Jersy Fleas!!!!! and my thighs are fine thanks you very much
Your Elder brother

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
Got the munches?

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
There IS a moral - a morsel of cheese and thee
will always make me sneeze. (that's why there's holes in some of that cheese).

Kathy

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
Cheese fries rule.

Reviewed on September 28, 2007
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!

Sorry about that; saw all that cheese, and I went crazy! LOL Cute write; think I'll get some American cheese now to nibble on....

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
Whoa!! Cheesy Fries, eughhh, now chili cheese fries and Barq's rootbeer!!! Yummy.

Nice write Ed!!
Annie

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
Can I get a cheese-burger with those fries?

Walt

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
Lol.....all cheesed up I see!!

And this after your visit to Rene....no bloody wonder...lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on September 28, 2007
What kind of cheeze have YOU been smoking? LOL You're gonna be in trouble AGAIN, and Rufuz might not be able to save you! LOL

Well done, Ed: yer a mess.

(((HUGS))) and love (say Howdy to Rene and Rufuz *wOoFF!*), Karla.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
Now this is what I call a cheesy poem! Keep em comin Ed and Rufuz!;-)

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
Still lauging too hard... when's the movie going to be released? love holly

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 28, 2007
Brother, you have me howlin down here in the cave right now - and I think my fleas might be back - been scratchin a lot lately, too.



I insist you read this one at the Creek Cave Recital, I can't wait to see the look on your Brother Edvard's Face.



"Hey, Edvard! Are them cheessy fries in your loin cloth, or are ya just glad to see me??!!"

Reviewed on September 28, 2007
Applause, Applause, how bout sharing a toke Ed??


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