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I allow him to drive MY car...by Rufuz
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Don't let dad know that the Jeep is really mine...;)


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He is allowed to drive my car,


He also makes my dinner,


I let him think he is walking me,


To me my dad is a bigger than the sun, star…


 


He knows when I need to poop,


And seems to be able to tell when floating are my kidneys,


I have got him trained pretty darn well,


Somehow or another with me, he knows the scoop…


 


He says I bark way too much,


I think he smokes way too much,


Of that wacky weed, you know pot & such,


But he always there for me in the clutch…J


© Rufuz J 11. 07. 2007


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Reviewed by Cynth'ya Reed
Reviewed on November 10, 2007
Rufuz, you need a reality show agent.
blessin's, (woof)
cynth'ya

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 8, 2007
Rufuz, do like our Billy...don't inhale!!!...and keep that road rage to barking to those schmucks cutting you off.
Georg

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 8, 2007
I have got him trained pretty darn well

You should write a book, Rufie Boy - How To Train Your Human - I bet lots of dogs would buy it!

Reviewed by Blue Sleighty
Reviewed on November 8, 2007
Vladdy send a " 'high' five", Ruf!

Reviewed on November 7, 2007
RUFUS...

LIKE I SAID --- > Y-O-U are the POET! WOOF? TomKat.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on November 7, 2007
Rufuz you are one Kool K9
Let me tell you a "tail" of a Canine I once owned and spoiled
I loved him so much, a Rottie he was, 9 mos old, just given to me by a good friend
weight 90 lbs, I once spied him chewing on a hot wire(night table lamp), and I din't bother shooing him away, because I knew what was coming next, and it did....He never chewed on any wire again
they are a brilliant breed, they learn fast......lol
That happened 12 years ago, my daughter has him now.
so you be a good K9 and let your Daddy smoke all he wants.
Peace Brother Ed

William

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 7, 2007
Rufuz just keep him reined in and you'll be alright let him think the jeep is his we know better;-)heehee

Love,
ET

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on November 7, 2007
Rufuz, do you allow Ed to stick his head out the window? ;)

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on November 7, 2007
Each of us is so incredibly blessed to have that "one" person we can rely on for everything we need. Good job, Rufuz. Men are awfully hard to train. lol

Kathy

Reviewed on November 7, 2007
Laffin' too hard to review; all I had to do is see the pic of Muttley snickering, and I lost it. Totally! Four paws up; I LOVE those old classic cartoons! BRAVO, Rufuz, BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D *still gigglin'*

Reviewed on November 7, 2007
There for each other, despite differences: united by unconditional love. :) Well done, Rufuz. :) You've got him trained right where you want him.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on November 7, 2007
Rufuz you're falling seriously behind man, you got to make him dance for his supper like I do, so get with it man, you're ten times the size of me! Later! Jasmin!

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on November 7, 2007
Rufuz,, I think you got him wrapped right around your little paw,,, You Smartie You !! Hope he is grilling you a steak tonight.




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