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The Castle on the Hill…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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The place I visited over the holiday owned by one of AD's own...


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Perched above the town below,


Up the steep drive you must go slow,


Rain does from the top down flow,


Tis’ a windy spot but on you it will grow…


 


Owned by a king and his queen,


Not far from the Ohio river scene,


Climbing that hill will keep you lean,


Both do act in a manner so mien…


 


Overlooking all their minions,


Though their minions know not of their servitude,


They keep to themselves their own opinions,


If it were mine I would sunbathe on the back porch in the nude…J


© ed J 11/25/07


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 Reviews of "The Castle on the Hill…"
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on December 30, 2007
enjoyed the read

Reviewed by Rene Swing (Reader)
Reviewed on November 26, 2007
Very, very nice house! I can't wait to see it in person! King Scott & Queen Bobbie were very generous to have you & Master Rufus visit their castle on the hill....lol...Rene

Reviewed on November 26, 2007
'If it were mine I would sunbathe on the back porch in the nude'

Waiting for the, er, sun to rise?

Mouse scouts! Bring out the bottle!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 26, 2007
Gotta love it........you in the nude and a Rufuz to keep guard...what more can you ask for!!

Love sTinka

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on November 26, 2007
Great lines until that last image you did provide...welcome back

Al

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on November 26, 2007
I once knew of "A Castle on the Hill", but thats a whole other story!
(Ironically, there was nudity!) LOL!
Too funny!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on November 26, 2007
I hope it's Rufuz sunbathing. Otherwise, that is a picture I could have done without this morning.....LOL

Walt

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 26, 2007
Wow - I always knew you were destined for greatness, Bro. King Scott says he will knight you! If I were you, I'd move that old motor home of yours down there ASAP, and set up shop on top of that hill - right next to the castle.



The Nude Knight of Kentucky! This could be even bigger than The Jersey Devil Legend. Your Destiny Awaits!!

PS The Jersey Reindeer Plush Toys are selling very well, but I think the Nude Knight would be an even better seller - so get going - and send me some pics!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 26, 2007
Bathing on the nude 'lil brother Ed? watch out for that cheeky raven, it likes to steal sleeping worms....
Georg

Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on November 25, 2007
Sir? Ed,

I have a driveway ding-donger on my Christmas wish-list, so hopefully next summer we will be able to sunbathe nude on our back porch. Thank you for acknowledging my Kingship and Bobbie's Queenship. M'Lady and I may Knight you someday for that comment. If and when you become one of our honored vassals, that would go a long ways toward ensuring your Knighthood.

King Scott


Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on November 25, 2007
Who could that a d owned be?
Your a mighty mess Ed....

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on November 25, 2007
Great place, cute write. Just watch out, Ed, not to burn your "you know what" out there in the nude.
:-)
R~


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