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I really hate the rain…by Rufuz
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I really do hate the rain,


But must go out often to pee,


But standing still in a puddle,


Is really quite altogether a strain…


 


Wish I could pee like Dad,


I know it would not make him sad,


Able to stay inside during inclement weather,


He wouldn’t then have to wear his hat & coat of leather…


 


I too could stay dry,


To take me for regular walks, dad does really try,


But in the heavy rain makes even me ask why,


The rain does of my fur turn me into tie dye…


© Rufuz J 12.02.2007


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 Reviews of "I really hate the rain…by Rufuz"
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on December 4, 2007
Better to hike a leg and pee away,
Than all over the place to spray.

Walt

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 4, 2007
lol.....all good and well but how will you do that???????

Let your daddy train you to hold the gun......and send me a picture!!

Love sTinky

Reviewed on December 3, 2007
Tell Daddy to paper train you Rufuz!!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 3, 2007
Wish I could pee like Dad,

Trust me, Rufie Boy, I've seen your Dad Pee, and it ain't no Big Deal!!

Reviewed on December 3, 2007
(((Rufuz))),

*shhhhhhhhh* it's a conspiracy. How else do you think your Daddy's gonna get you to get a bath? LOL Don't worry, you'll dry...eventually...but think of the fun you'll have, rolling all over his clean carpet! hee hee Enjoyed this one.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on December 3, 2007
poor rufuz sez guye the dachshund

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on December 3, 2007
Tell daddy that you are having a dog of a life when it rains!!!!!!!!
Georg

Reviewed on December 2, 2007
Dear RUFUS:

Would think that if DADDY really loved you so much, he would have already built a covered Portico for such wet traipses! Or a Marquee even!

In their absence, he should at least BLOW DRY you! WOOF? TK


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