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Damned fat old fart missed us again…
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Could it be we ain’t got no chimney,

Or maybe its cause I am gettin’ old,

But Rufuz is young, far he is from cold,

Somebody, though did drop off a bottle of wine,

Could Old Santa have dropped it off, maybe…

 

Rufuz is decked out in his Christmas attire,

Bright red it is like he is racing to a fire,

A special collar scarf made for him by his mom,

If you saw it you would most certainly it admire…

 

Dinners at six, afterwards a walk on the beach,

By tomorrow Christmas will be but a memory,

Just think, there are 364 shopping days till next year,

Get your shopping done early, then go home for a beer…

© ed J 12/25/07
 

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 Reviews of "Damned fat old fart missed us again…"
Reviewed on December 27, 2007
RENE --- HOW DO YOU STAND THIS GUY?

RUFUS --- GOOD DOG! LOKKIN' GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

ED --- IF'N YE DIN GIT NO COAL --- DEN HE DID MISS YOU!

SHOPPING --- WALMART HERE, HAS XMAS STUFF I/2 OFF!

FART --- TAKES ONE TO CALL ONE!

2008 AIN'T TOO LATE!
REPENT! REPENT!
ED IS FLAT-ULENT !!!

TOM.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 26, 2007
Poor, Poor Rufuz. Santa must have placed The Jersey Devil on 'The Naughty List,' yet again. How many years in a row is that, Bro??!!

And you might have gotten on that Naughty List - yet again - for once again forgetting to get your beloved brother a Christmas Gift. And as you point out, only 364 shopping days left - you best get busy - right now.

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on December 25, 2007
And boy do those days go by quickly! When we were young it seems as though Christmas would never arrive...now it seems to only take a few short months...scary how quickly time is passing! Rufus looks great in his scarf...Boomer is sporting her new sweater and relaxing on the couch beside me...Merry Christmas from the mountains of Ky.
Joyce B.

Reviewed on December 25, 2007
Ed,

Beautiful picture, but I wouldn't call Santa an old fart. No wonder he missed you! LOL Rufuz must believe, 'cause he got something...in any event, Merry Christmas, love you guys. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 25, 2007
You are greedy....have mercy on the shoppoholliX!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on December 25, 2007
I do love your sense of humor, Ed. You won't get on Santa's list if you call him an "old fart" even though I agree with you. Best wishes to you, Rene, and to Rufuz with love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on December 25, 2007
Here's to you, Renee and Rufuz...coming at you a huge southern <smooch>

Merry Christmas!

Love,
Susan

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on December 25, 2007
Poor Rufuz, I hope he doesn't become a wino.

Larry

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on December 25, 2007
His scarf really becomes him..
Neat picture of young Ruf..
Have a Very Merry Christmas & a Prosperous, Great 2008
Ron

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on December 25, 2007
Rufuz: your new neckerchief is perfect. Guye is jealous.

happy holidays all

Reviewed on December 25, 2007
lol merry christmas, ed and rufus (and rene)!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D


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