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Reprobate...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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HUMOR???


I just looked it up,


And that’s certainly me, yup,


Morally lacking, chastising me slacking…


 


Where are those that find me with no scruples,


I am somewhere between depraved & perverse,


If I could I would but I can’t so I won’t,


Violate all of & anyone’s pupils…


 


Living in a sardine can of sorts,


Treating the world in general out of sorts,


Watching them cuties in their short shorts,


You know that the God’s are on me,


Making reports…J


© ed J 1/16/08
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 Reviews of "Reprobate..."
Reviewed by Tom Leftwich
Reviewed on May 12, 2021
love it Ed Thanks
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on June 1, 2008
interesting, i like this
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
Hi, big brother, what big words you use, what is lusting?
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
The gods themselves enjoy lustful voyeurism and I certainly enjoyed this.
Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
Ed, Ed, I know how you feel, love this piece and can relate. One thing about guys like you and I we can live with ourselves either way the scales tips, By the way hello!
Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
A quirky reminder that these are attributes that live inside each of us. Glad it's only a momentary lapse, cause there isn't enough paper to write a daily report on you or me. lol

God bless you. Kathy
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
Like my Mama said, "It takes all kinds to make a world." I'm thinking even reprobates need love, even if it's the vicarious kind. Like the song says, "We like short shorts..."
Best regards,
Leland
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
George is right we're all reprobates.
Everything is cool as long as you just watch those short shorts.
Heck even Jimmy Carter admitted to lusting. And Bill Clinton, he really Reprobated........LOL

Walt
Reviewed by Richard Swartz
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
this world is only but once and we can do whatever but let's not fellow those who may lead us the wrong way.....trust in your heart and not your eyes
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
I am a reprobate.
You are a reprobate.
We are all reprobates.
So...
Where's the biff???!!!

Light another one brother, and forget the upcoming caucus of the really reprobates...

Georg
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on January 16, 2008
Yet beneath there lies...yes, I know and you do as well.
A......
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 16, 2008
Tell it like it is Jersey Devil;-)After all you know you
( or do you;-)...I'm wondering what you were smokin when you wrote this;-)

ET
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