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RIPPED...
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Never do I drive in this condition, Hell, I can't even walk...

Can’t drive (thankfully) Hell, I can’t even walk, Looks like bed time will be late tonight, Its only but a few feet, but will have to crawl back out of sight… My eyes shut to a slit, Too bloodshot I admit, You can well imagine, They didn’t get this way legit… Another deep hit taken, Good munchies is Canadian bacon, When if at all will I from this buzz awaken, Oh yes, you know who I be, you are not at all mistaken… © ed J 1/17/08

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Reviewed by m j hollingshead

Reviewed on June 1, 2008

interesting, i like this

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on January 19, 2008

Thank you for paying tribute to one of our famous culinary delights (Canadian bacon), Ed. Personally, I very seldom partake of it but I hope you enjoyed it. May you find words through the haze my friend. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Tony Jenkins

Reviewed on January 18, 2008

Legit. Says who? Its a good time to writing. I loved it.

Reviewed by Roger Ochs

Reviewed on January 18, 2008

The dumbest thing I ever said was, "I've got to drive. I'm too buzzed to walk." Thanks for the memories.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on January 18, 2008

Don't hear no buzz from the buzzards, get a good proviant of Coors and drown the hell of that one and float away on a bliss....
But open the door so R can go and take a leak!!!
Georg

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Reviewed on January 17, 2008

Ripped is right!!

You worry me matey, think Walts gatorade might be a good notion.

Hugszzz
Ch'erie

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo

Reviewed on January 17, 2008

From what I understand that kind of buzz is good, but ripped - not so good. Maybe we sould call you Rip van Winkle - wake up sleepy head. lol

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on January 17, 2008

What can one say to this,how about...buzz off;-;)...et

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on January 17, 2008

Well one thing for sure
I know its not Rufuz.
peace Brother

William

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on January 17, 2008

At least you smoke responsibly. :) Just be careful, 'k? Don't trip over Rufuz. :) You -- and he -- might not like that.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Reviewed on January 17, 2008

I prefer Gatoraide in the mornings. Slug down a quart then do the coffee thing. Works wonders for the regularity all we old people seek.

Walt

Reviewed by Scott Zachary

Reviewed on January 17, 2008

I'm glad you don't drive buzzed. I'd like you to stick around this old planet with me. Good friends like you are rare.

Give Woofie a big hug for me, buddy.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on January 17, 2008

Keep it up and Rufuz is going to
start calling you Buzz......

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