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My Capacities are Incapacitated...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Could be the weed,


Or just possibly a sexual need,


Just maybe though it could be on what I feed,


Hell it might be the lack of any specific creed…


 


Burned out I seem to be,


As are my soul capacities,


Puttin’ up with my neighbors rants,


I swear, if I could, I would leave him in the woods,


Without any freakin’ pants…


 


To bed I go this night early,


My back does spasm quite altogether surly,


If my frame was not so burly,


I could deal with being called girlie,


Better that than this back pain,


Maybe its from the coming of predicted heavy rain…


© ed J 1/29/08


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 Reviews of "My Capacities are Incapacitated..."
Reviewed on February 2, 2008
you're funny Ed, real funny and that neighbor, I understand I've got some dozzies also

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 30, 2008
It must be the weed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on January 30, 2008
A morning chuckle...No pants eh?
Funny.

Walt

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 30, 2008
Lill' brother, what you really need is deep Thai massage, afterwards you will be doing somersaults of pure joy or going flat like a miserable wet pancake!!!!!!!!!!!

Ed the Elder

Reviewed on January 29, 2008
Ed, Ed, Ed,

Hope you feel better...

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on January 29, 2008
It will be better Ed. It will be better.
Love,
annie

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on January 29, 2008
When the pressure fronts come through it acts on water. Our bodies are full of water, especially around the joints, hencwe joint pain.
I hope you feel better!
Blessings and love,
Susan

Reviewed by Gianetta Ellis (Reader)
Reviewed on January 29, 2008
Everything I've read of yours makes me smile; this one's no different. Enjoyed!


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