I am a liar,
As such though I am as well for hire,
I can lie like the proverbial cheap rug,
On my back, my front, my side then you can,
Just of me FIRE…
Never do I tell the truth,
In the process I am usually quite uncouth,
Been this way have I, since I was an itty bitty youth,
Now pass me that bottle of dry vermouth…
So don’t believe a word I say,
Don’t believe how light I say I weigh,
Don’t believe I have never gone astray,
The only person I am truthful with is my love, Rene’…
© ed J 2/15/08
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Most dont admit it though.... BTW i's lying like a persian rug, and the dog would believe anything you said, but don't give him a bone and then take it off of him HEHE.
Ah, Rene knows yah,she loves yah.. DONT push it BUSTER HAHAHAHAA.
Peace Brother
William
Since you're admitting you're a liar, Bro, the above statement must then, by default, be False. (If I were you, I'd delete this entire poem, before she figures it out!)
luv,
et
Al
Blessings and love,
Susan
Larry
God bless you. Kathy
nature to lie. She said I always told
the truth. What Mom doesn't know won't hurt
her.
Today, I have no reason too lie. Every word
that comes out of my sis's mouth is a lie.
I'm such a go0d boy?
Tape your mouth Ed. Rufuz doesn't want to hear it.
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Ok...(I'm thinking...) If you say you never tell the truth, then what you have written here is a lie, because what you have written we should not believe, thus you are a truthful person. Right?
I think you are a truthful person, dear Ed...but I'm not going to reveal my hidden secrets to you...nosireeee!
Oh, dear Rene...take caution if Ed tells you "it's the truth!"
Micke
Walt