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My Two Brudders are Knuckleheads...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Above find Pee-wee, me & he...


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But really so am I,


We fight, we lie, we run to mom,


She hits us with her rolling pin,


Personally I like to kick P-wee in the shin…J


 


Its all meant in fun,


Even though to mom P-wee does more run,


He always was to her a favorite son,


I sent after Edvard a hit man with a water gun…J


 


Sometimes they can’t take a joke,


Like when I sent them instead of Coors, some coke,


I drank all the bottles down to just a gulp,


Leaving them with mostly just the pulp…J


 


So when you see us fret and fight,


Know that deep down we miss our brudders sight,


Just cause the middle above ain’t to bright,


Doesn’t mean that we don’t stick together, that being only right…J


© ed J 2/22/08


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 Reviews of "My Two Brudders are Knuckleheads..."
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 24, 2008
And I know where they get it from...

Ron

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on February 23, 2008
Heeeheeee!!!!! I think all of your are great!!!!!
Delightful read!!!

Sandie May :o)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 22, 2008
methinks you are all so cutie,all you need is
a little kick in your booty;-)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 22, 2008
Hey.....who started to eat the earwax...was it you or Pee-Wee??

ANd how do you knkow it taste better than a over ripe snot-ball??

Yucky---did I say that....WOOOOOOOOOF!!

Love SNotty Tinky

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on February 22, 2008
As I told Edvard yesterday ... you guys should start your own reality show. Rufus could MC, and when somebody screwed up, he could poop on their foot. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Reviewed on February 22, 2008
DEAR LARRY, MOE, AND CURLY:

YOUZ GUYZ REMIND ME OF AN OLE SEE-SAW ...

"PASS THE OTHER UDDER OVER TO ME OTHER BRUDDER, AND WE'LL ALL HAVE SOME FRESH WARM ... MILK!"

WHAT THESE THREE STOOGES NEED FOR XMAS IS ---- REALLY BIG ... PACIFIERS !!!

OR ... UDDERS! METHINKS MA DIDN'T DO MUCH BREAST-FEEDING!

MAYBE YOU SHOULD ALL JOIN ... KNOCKERS ANONYMOUS ???

NYUCK-NYUCK-NYUCK... TOM TERRIFIC !





Reviewed on February 22, 2008
Ain't Brudderly Luv GRAND! It's "Frenship...Frenship...Just a Poific Frenship; when udder Frenships ha' been forgit, their's will still be lit!"(adoodoowadda-adoodoodoo :o)

Another delight, Ed! Rufuz must be softening you up...

Micke

Reviewed on February 22, 2008
LOL too hard to review -

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on February 22, 2008
Cute real cute..take care...Hugssss

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on February 22, 2008
Keep being go0d 0 buddies
Ron

Reviewed on February 22, 2008
LOL I love it, Ed! Too funny! Very well penned; I love these! (and you!)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on February 22, 2008
tha's telling lill'brother!!!!! an'shouldn't be proud to be the bigger knucklehead of us all? don't listen to PeeWee he ain't no brains!!!!!
And for Ma, am telling you hidding her hear-piece. so PeeWee can go rat on us all he like.

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 22, 2008
Curly, you are the biggest (and I mean - biggest) knucklehead of us all. And my shin is feeling much better these days up here in the deep dark woods.

As for old Edvard, I hope your hitman with the water gun can find him. Although he teases you about not bathing, I hear he hasn't taken a bath in several years now!!!

Note To Both My Brothers:

Only Nine More Months until Christmas. I hope you are both already diligently out shopping for my gift - and it better be a very expensive one - or I'm tellin Ma!


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