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JD is mostly Friendly...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Sure he flies through the night,

Back to his haunts to write,

But friendly he is, not a scary sight,

Now an 8 legged spider is scary even in the light…

 

Ole’ JD has not attacked anyone in a hundred years,

So of you out there that claim of the devil, fear,

Believe me when I say, just bring along a six pack of beer,

And of you he will love and allow you passage,

Through the Pine Barrens of NJ in winter quite austere…

 

If there is anyone or thing that should now be scared,

Is anyone or thing associated with that spider in his lair,

He takes you in just to show you around,

And later only your bones, picked clean, can be found…

© ed/JD 3/5/08


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 Reviews of "JD is mostly Friendly..."
Reviewed on March 11, 2008
Ohhhh... WICKED KEWL!
Write ON!
Warmest Blessings and Inner Peace, Warrior Purple Lady Shexooo

STay Positive!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 9, 2008
You devil, you...

Ron

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 8, 2008
Ditto Kathy..still afraid even with a sixpack in the hand.never trust anything with eight legs!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on March 6, 2008
He obviously hasn't met Ms. Black Widow. She'll fix him up, alright.

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed on March 6, 2008
ED - WELL DONE -

NEXT TIME I VISIT JOISEY - WILL BRING A WHOLE CASE - WHAT FLAVOR? TK

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on March 6, 2008
Great writing,enjoyed take care...Hugssssss

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 6, 2008
Your old bones would take a long time to pick clean, you Devil, you! Come on down to the Cave, and we'll show you around!



Signed With Brotherly Love,

Spiderfoot & The Knights of the Cavern

PS Did you get my Christmas Present yet??!!

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on March 6, 2008
Stephen King meets Ogden Nash. Well done.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 5, 2008
That's my lill'brother! ! ! hope your net is clean, hate to eat from dirty dishes...uh...can our brother Spiderfoot come too?

Ol'Long Gerog

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on March 5, 2008
Well thats comforting at least, later.... LOL

Reviewed on March 5, 2008
Nice. LOL Excellent write with an element of both humor and horror; I love it! BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on March 5, 2008
Ed,

Ain't afraid of JD. Spiders, now, that's another matter, entirely! LOL Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 5, 2008
excellent brother EdJersey devil,brother spiderfooted,forgot all about me sister spidera,but he's getting too old to remember anything anymore;-)

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Reviewed on March 5, 2008
What about those gnomes JD, are they friendly? Keep safe!Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on March 5, 2008
Are youi scared Rufuz?

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on March 5, 2008
I like this battle between you two...but could it be that old JD is just getting old like me and you?

Al

Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on March 5, 2008
Cool! I liked it!


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