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Saturday...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Boooooooorrrrrrrriiinnnggggg

Tis’ Saturday with no plans,

No football on the TV,

No baseball either,

Might as well sit at home,

And play with my hands…

 

Beautiful and clear it is outside,

Not a cloud in the blue sky,

Windy it is just a bit,

Nothing to do but sit down,

And take a s***…

 

Cleaning the car is out,

As last night it did rain,

And expecting more tonight,

Gonna be a day just to relax,

Least ways we have no worries,

About any impending drought…

©ed J 3/15/08
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Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com
Reviewed on March 18, 2008
ED - 'OLD IS, AS OLD DOES!" or DON'T DO!

Methinks you need a really good, BIG dose of EXLAX!

And to answer those below - NO!

The POPE POOPS in the woods - it is the BEAR that is INFALLIBLE!

TomKat ...

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks
Reviewed on March 16, 2008
Ok...so I didn't get in here 'til Sunday. Wadcha do with yerself, yesterday. Sounded like a great day to be out at the beach with Ruf for a good run...in the wet sand rather than dry. Another weekend near gone [sigh] :o)

Micke
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 16, 2008
And NASCAR was rained out....

S**t is right.

Ron
Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on March 16, 2008
I think it is the bear! Wish I had a day like that!
Love,
annie
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 16, 2008
Don't hear PeeWee none, he is the one fertilizing the woods out there, but what you say we empty a few Coors and trew sticks so rufuz can run a fetch? after all that fat mutt needs the exercise...

Georg
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 16, 2008
Beautiful and clear it is outside

Sounds like a day to be out and about at the beach or in the Pine Barrens with old Rufie Boy, not a day to stay home and take a s***. Does a Jersey Devil take a s*** in a motor home, or in the woods? Or is that a bear that does that?
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on March 15, 2008
There is College Basketball, boring?
You and Rufuz could play Dodge Ball?
İİİİİİİİİ Ron İİİİİİİİİ
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER
Reviewed on March 15, 2008
No impending drought in doing nothing, how wonderful!
Reviewed by Darryn Murphy
Reviewed on March 15, 2008
sound like a great day for doing nothing, good poem
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on March 15, 2008
Golf.

Walt
Reviewed by Gwendolyn Thomas Gath
Reviewed on March 15, 2008

Sounds like a relaxing day for you to just sit back and CHILL.

Beautiful thoughts can be enjoyable too.
Take care and blessings,
~Gwendolyn

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 15, 2008
Enjoy while it lasts!!

Love Tinka
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