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WIMP...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I will always love him as a brother,
But sometimes I wish I had another...

(ALL IN FUN)


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He thinks himself a lil’ big man,

While his wife is mean & tall,

She wears the loin cloth in the family,

She carries the big stick, him being so small…J

 

A wimp will do as a wimp will be,

Nothing much of him will you see,

He hangs with his dogs, picking up fleas,

No wonder he sleeps in his outhouse,

And at other times she runs him up trees…J

 

His writing prowess though is well known,

But since he was a kid he has never grown,

Mom pampers him with the adult brand,

Most think he is quite cool,

But they are the ones that can only see a distance short…J

© ed J 4/3/08


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 Reviews of "WIMP..."
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 6, 2008
My bros are kewl. Car crazy, but kewl.

Ron

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on April 5, 2008
I never get involved in a brothers war, but my guess is, you'll get things resolved after a couple of beer. Holly

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 5, 2008
Oh aint he got a sweet smile....not the wimpy kind i'd say!!

Love tinky

Reviewed on April 5, 2008
YOUZE GUYZ REMIND ME OF AN OLD POEM ... ALL ABOUT FAMILY:

"Lizzie Borden took an Ax,
Gave her Mother Forty Whacks.
When she saw what she had Done -
Gave her Father Forty-One!

Now, isn't that just ... PEACHY?

:) :) :) TK.

Reviewed on April 4, 2008
Gonna get in trouble again, Ed - stirring up family troubles -

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. *hee hee*

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 3, 2008
A low blow fore your bro..
Hee, hee.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 3, 2008
okay I admit i had a big laugh at the images you created,but don't you dare tell pee wee;-)et

Reviewed on April 3, 2008
Just HAD to start sompin', huh, Mid-Bro, Ed. Knew it was too quiet in the Den, what with Pee-Wee Ed on vacation, and Elder Ed in hospital. Now they're back, and your rarin' to go. Where will this lead to? Only the Shadow knows...

Micke

Reviewed on April 3, 2008
Georg, you see, you came back just in time, your little brothers are fighting again, assert your status here in the family, that Jersey devil is on a rant again, maybe one those little gnomes bit him somewhere and he gots the rabies.ha Blessins! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on April 3, 2008
Mom "pampers" him with the adult brand...

Funny as ever, but I guess it really
"Depends" on your perspective....LOL

Walt

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 3, 2008
Jersey you gonna start 'nother rumble in the family? watch for PeeWee when he gets mad, if I was you I will be ducking all over the place.

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 3, 2008
HEY! You! Up There! I'm Talkin to You, You Nasty Jersey Devil Brother, You!!!

Bein only 3 Foot, Seven Inches Tall has lots and lots of benefits, you know. Make it much easier to spot them fleas, and climb them trees. (My arms are very long.)

And what the hell's wrong with sleepin in a very nice outhouse once in awhile??? Or wearin very cool Pampers with a very cool Scooby Doo Logo, and nothin else!

You definitely need to get out more, Bro.


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