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Hey, quit following me…
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Hey you stupid bird,

Get away from me,

Quit following me,

I don’t need a shadow,

Dogs & birds don’t get along,

Ain’t you of this heard…

 

I will just of you ignore,

I am going to tell my mom,

She will fix your little wagon,

This following me could mean war…

 

All my friends will laugh,

Unless of course if maybe,

You were a giraffe,

Not a silly old bird,

That must have fallen,

Out of his tree,

And landed on his head,

Oh what a nerd…J

© ed J 4/6/08


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 Reviews of "Hey, quit following me…"
Reviewed on April 13, 2008
AURGH...poor Puppy has no idea
lol
Embrassé
Vickie

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on April 8, 2008
The 'flip' side, not every dog has a bird for a bodyguard. lol Keeps other dogs away from the food bowl.

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed on April 8, 2008
ED - looks like you need some WEED-BE-GONE - up there in Lake WOE-BE-GONE!

:) :) :) TK

Reviewed on April 6, 2008
LOL!!! Mebbe time to slow down on the happy weed?

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 6, 2008
I see that the burmese "tea" I send arrived good and well lill'brother, you coming a poet yet. (watch for PeeWee)

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Katie Gabrielle
Reviewed on April 6, 2008
this is so cute!! love the poem and the last two lines...remind me of any little brother or sister that follows their siblings and get ignored..."oh what a nerd..."

cute...:)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 6, 2008
OH BOY!!

looks like me running away there....hair5 and all!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on April 6, 2008
Funny write, Ed; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. ;D

thanks for the smiles; enjoyed~

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 6, 2008
Man, you is one scary MF -- thought you was talking bout me.

;-) Ron


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