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They keep blamin’ me & I ain’t did nothing…by Rufuz
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Its okay if daddy does on me put the blame,

He is afterall he who feeds me & the one I own, or claim,

Now Uncles P-wee and Edvard are speakin’ dirt,

I only lift my leg to of the females flirt…J

 

Daddy never complains when my leg I lift,

In fact he wants me to do so on my uncles legs,

Hey to be honest it is quite more than a gift,

They should see me when I squat after eatin’ ham & eggs…J

 

So if you should ever meet me,

You will understand to lift my leg there is no fee,

I will do it for any Den members absolutely for free,

Just you remember why I do it, so that I can release a stream of pee…J

© Rufuz J 4.10.2008


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 Reviews of "They keep blamin’ me & I ain’t did nothing…by Rufuz"
Reviewed on April 13, 2008
LOL,
I love to take my boys to Franchier Lake
or Lemon Lake to swim, what a blast they have
(my boys=3 emglish springers)
Embrassé
Vickie

My Boy Lightening Finally Started Lifting His Leg 3 months ago...I am so proud of him (he is almost 3 years old)
he has hump hump on "winnie the spooz" down pat though
poor poor winnie..TSK TSK TSK
(oh I am sorry was that to gross?)
lol

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 12, 2008
I think I shall pass on the offer but thanks anyway, Rufuz. (LOL) Best wishes to you and to your dad,

Regis

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on April 11, 2008
Thanks for the explanation. I thought the lifted leg meant you were about to kick me.

Larry

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 11, 2008
Favorite Uncle and favorite Uncle, don't listen to them Rufuz, I am the one opening the doors for yah!
I have my photo camera ready, a little squirt on your Daddy? just for a Xmas card for the rest of the gang?

Georg

Reviewed on April 10, 2008
Rufuz...seems you're always caught 'twist and 'tween those two uncles
Ed and Dad! Now, wuldja really be raisin' yer leg on yer friends? Oooooops!!
Micke

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 10, 2008
Rufuz, dad made you write this,you're too nice to pee on den members!
BUt I still luv ya!;-)

Reviewed on April 10, 2008
RUFIE - To PEE - or not to PEE? That is the Question!

Don't you pay no mind to them Makeshift Uncles -
Under Sheep's clothing, they're really Skunkles!

Go PEE-PEE on PEE-WEE, without Regard,
Then Lift your Leg next, on ole Edvard!

When the Rain is a-Pourin' -
It's Okay to Donate your Urine!

WOOF?

Reviewed on April 10, 2008
Cute write, Rufuz; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on April 10, 2008
:) Cute, Rufuz, I'll keep that in mind when I meet ya. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on April 10, 2008
Oh Rufuz how generous of you!!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 10, 2008
They should see me when I squat after eatin’ ham & eggs!

Dear Rufie Boy,

Now that would make a great Christmas Card Picture. You squattin, and yer old Dad Pooper Scoopin it all up.

Please send me a huge glossy, and I'll get the cards made up for you. And try to add a little green and red dye to them ham and eggs - it'll make the pic much more festive.

Your Very Favorite Uncle,
Peeeeeee Weeeeeeeeeeeee Ed

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on April 10, 2008
LOL!!! Wonderful delightful poem, Ed!!! I like reading your poems because they always have a rhyme scheme and is always a fun to read!!! Heeeheee!!!

Sandie May :o)

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on April 10, 2008
Oh you and Georg are so funny. Loved this. Bonnie


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