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Andy's Arsenal...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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SORRY Andy, I just could not help myself...e


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Arsenal did lose

While Andy did snooze

Now he’s leaving grumpy reviews

Perhaps Andy does need just a bit of booze…

 

Reviews he might leave could be bad

He must know by now therein I would not be sad

Hope this short little bit does make him a bit glad

Since his buddy P-wee isn’t here to pick on the poor lad…


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 Reviews of "Andy's Arsenal..."
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 14, 2008
Arsenal (the French team in engligh footbal, ha! ha! ha!) are a bunch of frog ninnies that are scared to death by Liverpool's you will never walk alone tough boys.
PeeWee ain't here, but this old fart from Sausalito can take care of any disgrunted limey. Ha!

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on April 13, 2008
LOL funny Ed. I hope Andy doesn't get his Speedos all in a knot over this, I need his positive reviews...
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed on April 13, 2008
"Reviews he might leave could be bad" Don't mean to be "banging" Andy and his reviews, but how can you tell the dif 'tween good and bad? I like the lad, but am oft needing a translation of his...words in reviews :o)
Micke

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 13, 2008
hahaha good for you ed, he needs to hear the truth;-)...et

Reviewed on April 13, 2008
me thinks you might be mistaken, this looks like Micki, instead o Andy, at least that's how he played

Reviewed on April 13, 2008
Yes Serve up soe brew pops &
perhaps some Body Shots May Help Andy too :)
a very fit "lass" like he wrote about
Embrassé
Vickie

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 13, 2008
Yeah Andy, he be mad. Him don't stop by me place
no mo.
I don't stop by him place either...
Bye!
He can talk mean at my place. Don't care...

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on April 13, 2008
HAHAHA, yeah I'm gunna be mean... yikes I think Bonnie took me seriously, lol... But it is a sad sad day. Grrr, your pic of Wayne Rooney.. We were best by miles....

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on April 13, 2008
I suppose the Dr might prescribe a "shot" of whiskey...lol

Reviewed on April 13, 2008
:)

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on April 13, 2008
Yea, he left me one too, called me Bonnie & Clyde, thanks for getting him back. Great job, Love, Bonnie


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