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A Bone in Every Bowl...Part 1 by Rufuz
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Dad is my speech writer, give him some credit...


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My poop don’t stink

Never on another did I fink

I am still a virgin; haven’t messed around

Nothing of my past can be dredged up

I have led just a dogs life, nothing else can be found…J

 

Of anyone I do not speak ill

Of their pasts only THEY will

Sorry Mrs Clinton & Mr Obama

But first dog ain’t gonna cut it

Its President for me as I have the skill…J

 

I verily promise a bone in every bowl

On Christmas no one will get coal

For every dog I will find a master

If not that then they all will get parole

For the United States Presidency I definitely got soul…J

© Rufuz J 04.15.2008


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 Reviews of "A Bone in Every Bowl...Part 1 by Rufuz"
Reviewed on April 16, 2008
I'M VOTE # 8 ---
ADD THAT TO YOUR PLATE!
AND FOR YOUR NEXT DEED,
PROMISE DAD TO FEED -
MORE AND MORE AND MORE - WEED!
WE'LL ALL PAY HEED,
AS THE NATION YOU LEAD,
WE ALL CAN READ, 'BOUT THE TIME
YOU LIFTED YOUR LEG AND PEED,
ON OPPONENTS FULL OF GREED,
THEN LIKE A FLAG - PLANT YOUR SEED,
RUFUZ WILL SUCCEED!

(C) Tom Hyland ... CAMPAIGN MOTTO - "ONE NATION UNDER DOG!"


Reviewed on April 15, 2008
RUFUZ! RUFUZ! RUFUZ! Ya forget to add that you'll NEVER bite the hand that feeds ya! Who else can offer us that promise and keep it?

You have my vote, Sir Ruf! And, by golly, yer a handsome 'n charming fellow, too ;o)

Micke

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on April 15, 2008
Why not run Rufuz...You couldn't
make a bigger mess.

Reviewed on April 15, 2008
A dog bone in every dish: yes, that's the premise of Rufuz Matlock, Future President! You go, Dawg, ya got my vote! BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

ADORABLE write, aDORable you! AWWWWW!!!! Wook at the widdle woofie; him's a good boy! :)

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors
Reviewed on April 15, 2008
You go, Rufuz! You're a beaut! Eileen

Reviewed on April 15, 2008
Rufuz for President!!!!!!!!!!! Good on you!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 15, 2008
Hip Hip Hooray!!! Finally a candidate I can vote for! You are so handsome and wise,what a great president you would be, Ruffie;-)!
(will dad be VP?) heehee...

love,
et

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on April 15, 2008
Rufuz got my vote...well done! Love, Bonnie


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