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My Neighbor is a Nut Case...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Sorry, no pictures, read on and you will understand why...e

While watering the lawn,

He also waters the street,

Then as well he waters my shed,

And makes offerings with fire and bread…

 

Paranoid he is to a monumental degree,

Cameras he uses to record our world,

He is also schizophrenic & obsessive/compulsive,

Weird to say the least herein I guarantee…

 

Gotta admit though he loves animals,

Probably cause no human will of him listen,

He tries oh so hard to be normal,

To those he trusts, he tells of his connection to the paranormal…

© ed J 4/19/08


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 Reviews of "My Neighbor is a Nut Case..."
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on April 21, 2008
I didn't know you lived that close to me. A fun write.

Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on April 20, 2008
Your neighbor's neighbor is the one I would worry about! Yes, I am alluding to you, buddy boy!

But I love you, anyway.

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on April 20, 2008
Wow! I thought I had a strange neighbor...but I think you've topped my neighbor!
Blessings from Ky.
Joyce B.

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on April 20, 2008
Look at it this way, you have got to have the cleanest street in town...remember this line from a Richard Thomas Patterson book, "Even paranoids have enemies"

Peace,
Dan

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on April 20, 2008
Oh my,be careful..he does sound like a well you know..stay safe and well dear man...Hugsss

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 20, 2008
Sorry to hear that, it looks like the weird neighbor we chased away from here landed on your backyard, blame it to PeeWee (because he ain't here)

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Deborah Munson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 19, 2008
I've had one of those! Half my house stayed in darkness as those blinds were "Always" closed trying to forget he was there! Well written, Deborah

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 19, 2008
As long as you know his state of mind it's okay.
Just be on the alert to his behavior...ET

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on April 19, 2008
Sounds like an interesting neighbor. One things for certain....he'll watch your back!

Blessings and love!
Susan

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 19, 2008
I have wierd neighbors, but their the only ones.
They all ways want to know if we are going to let
someone move across the street from them on our land.
I told them one time some Mexikin's and they freaked out..

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on April 19, 2008
Ed, sounds to me he's just too shy to tell you he's your biggest fan.

Reviewed on April 19, 2008
Least he loves animals - he can't be all bad, can he? And he waters your lawn, you don't have to do it ... LOL Well done, Ed.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on April 19, 2008
I agree with Bonnie, and I also am all of the above, schizo, obsessive/compulsive. Love to laugh to. Bonnie's review was the same as I feel. We are all a little nutty at times anyway, that's life too.**********

Reviewed on April 19, 2008
Uhm...I'm sure glad he lives next to you and not me! Be nice to him, Ed...ya never know.
Woof to RUF ~~ Micke

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on April 19, 2008
Sounds like a good guy to me! Lots of fun but then what do I know? I'm all of the above! schizophrenic & obsessive/compulsive Loved the laugh and the write. Love, Bonnie


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