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Lap of Luxury...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Rich they’d have to be

Not poor like me

…or we…

© e J 2008


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 Reviews of "Lap of Luxury..."
Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on May 12, 2008
you go the 'we' part right...although, if you lived in that rolling palace, it might be fun...for a while...or until you got to the gas pump.

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 12, 2008
I will buy one of these only if it comes with a chauffeur, at least two stewardesses and a masseuse. Dick Cheney's Halliburn will pay for the gas.


Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on May 11, 2008
Maybe they won the lottery and spent it on this. I don't know and dont care, I will still rather be poor me than show off like this. More power to those that have and more power still to us who don't. Who will be richer in the end?

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on May 11, 2008
Where's you boat? I'm waiting to see the picture of it. Love, Bonnie

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on May 11, 2008
Jackie knows just like I do, they aren't as happy as you and I are, for what we have we really appreciate Ed. Great words that say a lot.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed on May 11, 2008
But those that can afford something like this, will waste time apprehending something better to come...never satisfied. And what a gas-guzzler...
A happy life is living with what you've got, and enjoying it more! Besides, Ruf said it was too gaudy :o)
Blessings and Appriciation ~~ Micke

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on May 11, 2008
you can say that again.


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