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Cat Trap...by Rufuz
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Its me who did this discover That’s right me and only me No longer will dogs chase cats Just this trap we will only need…J But what to do with them Once we have them trapped Must think of something Before they do adapt…J Cats are tricky creatures They must have had at one time good teachers But teachers or not, I am smarter than they Maybe skin them once we got them And make their fur into a toupee…?J © Rufuz J 05.16.2008

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Reviews of "Cat Trap...by Rufuz"

Reviewed by John Flanagan

Reviewed on May 21, 2008

Cheeky, cheeky, but even as a cat lover and keeper I have to chuckle.
Take good care
John

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on May 20, 2008

A cute write and a funny pic ED, I am glad my neck don't stretch like that, I could be like this cat and have a friend on the other side. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on May 18, 2008

You da dog Rufuz....
is that a long neck trap?

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on May 17, 2008

Yes that's Edwina and Ma will have your hide with a fresh birch stick.
But i do believe that Rufuz did wrote is, so, the shame is on PeeWee.

Edvard the Elder

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on May 17, 2008

Shame on You brother for pretending Rufuz wrote this. But you can't fool me, he sent me an e-mail. And wait until Ma sees this; that picture looks like her precious little cat - Edwina.

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on May 16, 2008

Ohhh, poor pitty!! Too funny, Ed; yer a laugh a minnit!! Yeah, that's you! LOLOLOLOL

(((HUGS))) and much love (I think! LOL), your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Reviewed on May 16, 2008

Careful, Rufuz...those cats aren't really trapped, and can swat your pretty nose all to quickly! Who told you about "skinning a cat"?? Not your Daddy, surely? Whooooaa, is HE gonna catch it from his Bro Ed! Don't let Dad get you into trouble :o) But, this IS just a poem, and it's good to see you and read your witty poems...LOL
Forgiveness and Love (even for Dad!) ~~ Micke

Reviewed by Gene Williamson

Reviewed on May 16, 2008

No way to treat a cat, Rufus.
Ans should you try, I'm afraid,
that you'd be the one to wind up
in a toupee...or something.
Funny pic. - Gene.

Reviewed by Lavendar Jazz

Reviewed on May 16, 2008

Nice humorous poem and picture...

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on May 16, 2008

Rufuz!!!!!!!!! Ed!!!!!!!!!!! Poor pitties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Bonnie May

Reviewed on May 16, 2008

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Rufuz, shame on you, now you go read my poem Pussy Cat as your punishment. Bad Boy...Bad Daddy. But love you lots for a funny poem. Love, Bonnie

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