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The Brother's Ed...
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Those that are have no clear memory

Even me I herein do admit

So much tequila & wacky weed

All of our memories have gone to seed…J

 

So don’t believe too much of what you hear

Pee wee washes everything down with beer

Edvard the Elder speaks of wearing panties

Which do you think is really the one queer…J

 

I keep getting maligned

From their talk you might not think me refined

Try as I will, I keep my brothers somewhat in line

Edvard so old he is on the decline

And Pee wee drunk on beer pretty much all the time… J

© ed J 5/18/08


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Reviewed on May 22, 2008
WELL, YOU CERTAINLY FOOLED ME - THOUGHT THE PIC WAS THE KINGSTON TRIO!

DID THEY EVER RETURN? NO, THEY NEVER RETURNED, FROM THE MTA .......... TK

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 19, 2008
hahaha you love to start a ruckus,I can just hear them now,
setting you straight!;-) ET

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on May 19, 2008
You keep us laughing my friend...too funny!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on May 19, 2008
Being I was born in Jersey, I'm rootin for you and damn, if you got beer, I'll bring my congas and we can make the brothers jealous! LOL!
Whoo-hoo! Now, who's tellin' mama! LOL! You guys....
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on May 19, 2008
Who locked him in the closet???
and when did he come out?????
funny write Ed
peace brother

William

Reviewed on May 19, 2008
Ed, yer a riot a minnit!! LOL Too funny; thanks for the laughs! LOLOLOLOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D LOL

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 19, 2008
I think both of you have been smokin too much wacky weed. Edvard doesn't even remember when we were all in Hawaii. Ma took that very picture you have posted, and wait 'til I tell her about this.



And speakin of Ma, she says to tell you to send me some money - I'm runnin out of beer. Thanks.

PS: Only six more months until Christmas; several cases of beer would make a wonderful gift for your beloved brother Pee Wee.


Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 19, 2008
You rotten lill'rat! yo giv'm our family secrets? should i tell how fast you beat yore bongoes? Wait until ma hear yore ramblings...
Now lill'brother that picture, when in the heck we were in Hawaii? because that's no Jersy's Diamond Head back there, aint?

Edvard the Elder (and no s**t declaining)

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on May 18, 2008
I've missed you fellows. Glad to know that all is well.

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed on May 18, 2008
I KNEW Jersey Bro would get his side of the story in...straighten 'em up, fella!!
Blessings and Truth ~~ Micke

Reviewed on May 18, 2008
LOL, Ed - what a life you've led! Although details may be a little fuzzy, they are fun, nonetheless! Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on May 18, 2008
Oh LOL it is sooooooooooooo funny...do you plan to show it to the brother's 3? They will love it. sober them up then show it to them. Love, Bonnie


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