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On You 2, I be keepin’ my Eyes…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Two brothers out there

Sometimes treat the other one unfair

They say he does smoke too much weed

You both are of the same wayward breed…J

 

So Ed & Ed be cautious

My eyes are on ya

Be nice to that other Ed

Or he will send a spell that will make you both nauseous…J

 

One does live overseas

The other mid-country

The smell of either makes me sneeze

I know they know this, but

This is of course just another of them, tease…J

© ed J 5/22/08


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 Reviews of "On You 2, I be keepin’ my Eyes…"
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on May 26, 2008
Someone has to keep an eye on them to keep them peaceful with each other. Thank you for sharing Ed.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on May 26, 2008
Hey that looks like Java the hut...that big....never mind from star wars..nah can't be..

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on May 25, 2008
Brothers will be brothers
Peace
William

Reviewed on May 25, 2008
you're a riot with your poetic humor my friend, great pair of weird eyes

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on May 22, 2008
Wow! What compelling eyes you have there my friend! Enjoyed the humor...and the eyes!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 22, 2008
Be glad you have two bros to tease, and your weed
is probably what makes them sneeze, so your even;-)lol...et

Reviewed on May 22, 2008
Those eye of yours are very hypnotic...you may have a secret weapon there, Jersey Ed! Bros Edvard and PeeWee Ed may be in for a surprise when next you meet! No curses or spells, 'tho...LOL
Blessings and Love ~~ Micke
(I'm staying on your GOOD side :o)

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on May 22, 2008
Oh by these eyes above, your sniffing something more than weed. Rufuz you take care of daddy...funny funny write, Love, Bonnie

Reviewed on May 22, 2008
That's tellin them! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on May 22, 2008
Too much wacky weed...poor Rufuz...
Daddy is in another zone. He looks
like the Lizard Man from SC

Reviewed on May 22, 2008
Very true ED having brothers I understand
All the best
Tuchy

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 22, 2008
Wow! You've finally posted your real, reptilian, Jersey Devil picture. Now be a real Devil, and post the rest of that picture, Bro!

And meet me in Sweden. You, me, and Edvard can sing the Ancient Ed Song, and we'll post the video on YouTube. And bring Rufuz along, he is the best yodeler of all of us.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 22, 2008
Lil'brother Ed, I see by the picture that your eyesight are improving, but you need to do som'tin to improve that Jersey tan on your face!

Ed the Elder


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