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Singin' in the Shower...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Ah, the acoustics in here do suck

In reality I can’t sing worth a buck

In fact mostly I do sing like a foghorn from a boat

But I don’t really care, that’s right

I don’t give to anyone a flyin’ f**k…J

 

As long as happy I am

Singing like a ham

Telling jokes to no one in particular

Better than being closed up like a clam…J

 

So, old I am getting

Most fun I have is

Of the dog petting

And as for the past

I refuse to of life do

Anymore regretting…J

© ed 5/23/08


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 Reviews of "Singin' in the Shower..."
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on May 26, 2008
Great acoustics in the shower, you know if your'e outa tune haha...

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on May 25, 2008
Singing in the shower is kool
I do it all the time myself and like you
I consider myself an undiscovered
American Idol....
Who is that in the shower with you??
Is that John Wayne......lol
Peace Brother

William

Reviewed on May 25, 2008
Ed, keep on singing, I can't sing either but I do karoke sometimes, my wife goes, I can't believe you did that, but you didn't sound bad, it's all about fun and the heck with people, love your poetic spin on this ED

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on May 24, 2008
Singing in the shower ... the audience truly appreciates your voice in song. I love your take on life.

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed on May 23, 2008
I'll be Rufuz has a h-o-w-l-i-n' good time harmonizing with you! (giggle) Just as long as you're having' fun, Ed, go for it my friend! And NEVER any regrets...
Blessings, Laughs, and Love ~~ Micke

Reviewed on May 23, 2008
Ed I understand your poem remionded me of the song. sing a song. It does not matter who people think, singing is for you singing makes one happy
Thanks Ed for your poem
sincerely
Tuchy

Reviewed on May 23, 2008
YEAH - and you wish you looked like the guy in the pic, too!

AHA - yer finally 'with the program' - NO REGRETS!

next to laughter, and whistling a happy tune, shower singing is a GOODER THING!

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on May 23, 2008
You sing my friend, don't have any regrets, keep doing what you enjoy. Keep writing funny writes and we will keep reading. Love, Bonnie

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on May 23, 2008
It is in your heart to sing in the showers. Who cares, at least you are happy with the sounds coming out. No regretting is a good thing, cause regrets disturb your equilibrium and upset your system and can cause ulcers and others. Refusing to do something is not being stubborn, it is actually thinking things out adn whether you want to tackle the task.

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on May 23, 2008
There you go Ed as long asd you are happy than that is what counts and just for the records Ed anyone can sing, words are music to the ears. thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 23, 2008
Send that picture to Mom, she will be happy to see how handsome you are...although for me, Rufuz looks much better.

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 23, 2008
WOW! Since when are you taking showers?? And what happened to all your hair??

PS Rufie Boy must be very happy now!

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on May 23, 2008
Good advise in those last three lines!

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on May 22, 2008
Keep on singin in that old shower, but please give a Fu...
for Rufuz sake...


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