DEM DAR PRETZELS IZ GUD WIF RANCH DRESSING, OR ONION SOUR CREAM DIP - TWO!

N BIRCH BEER IZ ALMOST AS GUD AS SASSPARILLA - BUT THE ADDITION OF A FEW SHOTZ OF KICKAPOO JOY JUICE MAKES IT MORE GUDDER!

TK

Darn! Now I'm hongry for a big ol' fat, salty, twisted pretzel...BP be danged :o) Can't readily find 'em in these parts...atall! {sigh} I'd settle buying from a street vender...LOL - you can have my beer...
Blessings and Love ~~ Micke

Oh, I walked home sideways once again last night. Found myself reading this sideways too.
Mouse scouts! Bring out the Bushmills!

Cheers
Plonk!

Ed you know how to live it up Great writng . i had a 1955 studebaker Golden hawk. Today tht car would still fit in. your are lso a wise man Ed as you see what many do not
all the best
Tuchy

When you were wetting your first diapers I was the proud owner of a 1963 Studebaker Grand Tourism (the one with the little top roof window with a canvas cover making a racket you won't believe driving at 100mp and the last car ever made with that name) so don't get too cocky because Camaro copy it and called their "body", and you can drink all that piss horse you want, but in that BBQ of yours better be Coors or else...but foar all means a couple of crates of that birch beer to PeeWee will suit me just fine (don't tell Mom I said that)

Edvard the Elder

Another excellent write Ed. thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

This poem brings to mind walking the boardwalk in seaside where we would enjoy the pretzels and birch beer! Thanks for the memories, Ed;-)...ET

On the Cape May Ferry To Maryland
I sat at a table eating a nice Soft Pretzel
Coating it with Mustard, a family of four
Mom, Dad A Boy & A Girl sat next to us,
The Boy Kept looking at me smearing my Pretzel
With Mustard, I said to him
"Try It, You'll like it"
He did And told me so
Peace Brother

William
PS
go great with "BEER"

Wow! Made me hungry and thirsty. Very clever write.

Not much of a beer drinker now, but what you've described sounds yummy! Have you ever tried the vinegar and salt pork rinds? This poem can make a great commercial too :) hugs

WOW! Pretzels & Birch Beer - for your big Fourth of July BBQ Bash??!! Sounds much better than your usual Road Kill Deluxe Menu, Brother.

You know me, Brother Pee Wee - Birch Beer, Potato Liquor, Moonshine - it's all good, to me. But you better stock a few cases of Coors, too. Old Edvark is mighty damned particular.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - Philly Pretzels ... drool, drool ... I love Philly Pretzels. Gotta have yellow mustard - that's a must! Never drank Birch, though. Excellent write -

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.