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Dad says I’m a piglet…by Rufuz
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So after eating or drinking

You might catch me burping

But I gotta let out the gas

And its better out that end

Than holding it till it escapes the other…J

 

What’s a little, afterall, burp

Fast am I on the burp

Like with a gun was Wyatt Earp

Mostly anyway it does happen

When too much water I do slurp…J

 

And of course after I wolf down dinner

It actually helps me to stay much thinner

For burping I know I am not a sinner

Better it is outer than inner…J

© Rufuz J 06.12.2008


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 Reviews of "Dad says I’m a piglet…by Rufuz"
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on June 18, 2008
Well my husband says it is a complement when he burps, I am not sure but why suffer with heartburn, and I would rather it come out this end. Lol

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 15, 2008
Thank you for sharing your wit and humor inspired by Rufuz, Ed. Love and peace to you both,

Regis

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on June 14, 2008
For sure, my mamaw always said...."there's more room out than in!" Good write!
Blessings from Ky.
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Deborah Munson (Reader)
Reviewed on June 14, 2008
Whether in or out, its best not to hold it -- for if you do, your likely to balloon up till your shot up in orbit! Well Done, Deborah

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on June 13, 2008
Burp and fart all you want Rufuz
This world would better off if more womens would do it..
Love ya Ruf old boy...
Ron

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on June 13, 2008
Rufus ... hahahahahahahaha .... Rufus, hahahaha ... Rufus what a wit ye have. And yur a good doggie too. Sneak up on Daddy-human some night when he's sleeping and fart under the covers. Tell me what happens!
Uncle Richard

Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen
Reviewed on June 13, 2008
now how can i add to this?
cheers,
carolyn

Reviewed on June 13, 2008
RUFIE - someone much wiser than I once wrote that "a burp is an educated fart that learned how to use the elevator!"

Your Daddy is the one who never learned ... ergo, literally an ole fart-er!

One Canine - the other ASSinine!
Burp - Fart - either way, you're both a GAS!

Meow? TomKat...


Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on June 13, 2008
When I do burp, and it is very very very very very seldom (?!)I tell anybody making a grimace that in Turkey is a gesture of satisfaction for the received meal...(I hope no Turk read this one)

Georg

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 13, 2008
Better it is outer than inner

That's what I always tell my wife, too, Rufie Boy! Perhaps you could talk to her for me and my boys.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 12, 2008
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Rufuz you are toooooooooooo cute!;-)

Reviewed on June 12, 2008
DEFINATELY better up than down. LOL Unless you want to help fill up Daddy's gas tank? Nutz, wrong kind. Oh, well, worth a try, Rufuz. Love this write, you and Daddy most of all - O, BTW, Ed? Happy Father's Day. :D

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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