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Sucking a BIG Bone…NOT
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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Home alone Haven’t smoked at all a bone Took off some time, so hold the phone Not in the mood Though eating less food…J

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Reviewed by Lois Christensen

Reviewed on June 18, 2008

Why not try to talk to Rufuz and teach him new tricks. He seems bored too at the moment. You two better get a life and do something. He needs your friendship and go getting and you need his showing off too. Will wait for more photos of Rufuz and his doings.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on June 18, 2008

Is that a picture of you driving on your courier route??!!

Holy Smokes!

Reviewed by Gianetta Ellis (Reader)

Reviewed on June 18, 2008

Grew up in a hippie family of Cheech & Chongs.....Had to click on this one just for the title; glad I did!

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on June 18, 2008

Fufuz help, best find things to keep you busy Ed. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on June 18, 2008

Go to a phone booth and cal either Chick or Chong, I am sure one of them have a few bones over.

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson

Reviewed on June 17, 2008

Cheech and Chong...aint thought of them in years....
Stay clean though I know that sounds mean but you will understand when you see the new world plan.

Al

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on June 17, 2008

:( (((HUGS))) love and prayer, Ed and Rufuz - hope things get better for you -

Karla. :(

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on June 17, 2008

That's what idleness causes...Rufuz better get to work on you before you lose it;-)et

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