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Our Oldest Brother Edvard is Going on Vacation without US…!
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I haven’t talked to Pee-wee And I was just told through the mail But Edvard is taking himself to Mallorca That’s in Spain & I think its rude without fail… He speaks of cavorting with hussies shamelessly Enjoying drinking and carousing with same I hope he doesn’t knock one up As having another Edvard around would truly be most lame… But the real worst part is we were not even invited Not that I would go, but it is the principal. Just to be thought of would have made me excited But as usual our eldest brother is extremely shortsighted…J © ed J 6/19/08

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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on June 21, 2008

sigh.........eddie M, after my looooooong absence I knew I could count on you for baudy brilliance, grinny greatness AND, of course, your ultimate uniqueness. Have I told you you're a PIP, lately? Well, you certainly are. How lovely to see you again!

The late, but now ever-present, katy xox

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on June 20, 2008

I know this totally, Ed. I have five brothers and one sister. Believe me, Bro. I know how they can hurt you... ...Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Theresa Koch

Reviewed on June 20, 2008

My sister is that way boy oh boy~`*

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson

Reviewed on June 19, 2008

He should have insisted that you come...shame oh shame.

Well there is always Tybee. :)

Reviewed by Pierre Ortega

Reviewed on June 19, 2008

Funny and interesting, excellent write.

Pierre

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on June 19, 2008

Someone is being punished, now what for we may never know. lol

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Reviewed on June 19, 2008

LOL...Ask Rufuz if it has anything to do with your bathing habits.
Good to see you still in top form.
~W~

Reviewed by Lois Christensen

Reviewed on June 19, 2008

So rude, not to invite you and go off on those adventures. I am sure you would not stand in their way of them having fun, I guess you will see from afar how much trouble they get in. I do not like it when noone asks me along when they travel either, but sometimes it has to be that way. Your eldest brother is surely shortsighted and is missing out of your fine company too.

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on June 19, 2008

Oh my how green you look ed,and just think of your sweet older brother,and how much in need of such a vacation,he is! (but the old stinker could have asked me, I've never been to Mallorca,and hear

it is magnificent and magical!;-)ET

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on June 19, 2008

HUH??!! I just got my pre-paid ticket in the mail, for me and Mean Tall Woman - Brother Edvard's payin for everything - airfare, hotel, and meals.

Wow! You really must have pissed him off, Bro. See ya when we all get back!!

PS I'll make sure he sends ya a Postcard.

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