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Job Offer...
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Went to the interview

I did give it my all

They wanted to see my legs

They said I had a cute butt

They told me I would be on call…

 

The pay didn’t sound too bad

But throwing my legs in the air

For hours on end didn’t seem fair

As well as the fact that I would

Have to take them back to my own private pad…

 

A new wardrobe I would get

Heels & pant suits would help my figure

Though as interesting as the job did sound

I told them I wouldn’t take the position on a bet…J

© ed J 6/25/08
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 Reviews of "Job Offer..."
Reviewed by Bernice Angoh
Reviewed on June 26, 2008
You are hilarious Ed! Interesting interview...
Reviewed by Pierre Ortega
Reviewed on June 25, 2008
I'd pass on that job too, very original writing.

Take Care, Pierre
Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com
Reviewed on June 25, 2008
STAG FILMS ????

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on June 25, 2008
Hmm, sounds like some kind of job! I agree with Karla, keep on searching, and what would Rufus thought about you in heels? He would never be the same again....
Blessings,
Joyce B.
Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on June 25, 2008
Too bad you turned it down, Ed. What a thrill it would have been
to see you frolicking in heels and pants suit. Better luck next
time. -gene.
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on June 25, 2008
Not the job for you, too pure and clean and you would of been tarnished at this job. Keep looking and finally you will finds a good job for you.
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on June 25, 2008
LOL. Karla,
Funny Ed, as always.

~W~
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on June 25, 2008
Desperate times call for desperate measures, but I'm SOOOOO glad you didn't take the position - you managed to save your dignity! And what would have poor Rufuz thought? Keep searching: if you keep looking, it will come. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on June 25, 2008
you did not tell us about the stage and pole you'd hold when you throw your legs up. You'd make the girls go wild with their dollars.
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on June 25, 2008
Sounds like some offer. even I would like to see you in heels, lol.
Nice write to make me smile first thing to start my day Ed.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 25, 2008
They wanted to see my legs
They said I had a cute butt
They told me I would be on call…

WOW, Bro! And inquiring minds really want to know who 'They' are???!!!


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