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Tinka sent me a picture...;)
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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ALL IN FUN, MZ TINKY...LOL


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Wasn’t that of her nice

Now I know why she signs Stinky

I guess its better than being a mice

She really should have used some make-up

If of me she was trying to entice…J

 

Though she is quite cute

About this look I would remain mute

Of my own horn I might not toot

For her guts I give her a salute…J

 

Boy, though I am glad I live from her away far

As I bet she is going to kill me with this story

I really think that picture would be cuter

If she were sitting there smoking a cigar…J

© ed J 7/13/08


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 Reviews of "Tinka sent me a picture...;)"
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on July 14, 2008
Monkeys smoke bananas, don't they?

Georg

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 14, 2008
You always did like hairy women, who smoke cigars!

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on July 14, 2008
ED...Im shocked! LOLOLOLOLOL, get him Tinky...

CHezza

Reviewed on July 14, 2008
Yer a laff a minnit, you know that, Ed?? No wonder I loves ya! Delightful write; very well penned! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D *still laffin'*

Reviewed on July 13, 2008
Hahaha!!! LOL!!! Ed, this is so funny!!!

First of all I was drawn to the title, just wondering what Tinka would look like now; and then when I clicked to have a look, I couldn't help but to laugh out loudly. Thanks so much for the chuckles.

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on July 13, 2008
TOO cute Ed, put a smile on my face. thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on July 13, 2008
Yeah ...
I miss Tinky Doodle too bubba. She responded though I see, so shes prolly just got a new job as a secret agent. WOOF RUFOID!
Yur bud ...

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 13, 2008
She just wrote you a poem ;-)

Ron


Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on July 13, 2008
Great pic, fine poem. You have to expect the neighbors to drop in now and then. It gets exciting when you live among the beasts. LOL
Best regards,
Leland

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on July 13, 2008
what is that thang?
i be afeared of it
me fell some better till i see that in
yore kitchen
ron

Reviewed on July 13, 2008
Laughing too hard to review -

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on July 13, 2008
So sorry Bobby is gone, a horrible ending to his life. But the photo will stay aroung and he is in hearts forever. I never did care for horses but my daughter Kaye is crazy about them. I think horses are fine to view in their pastures out on the countryside, I'd rather have a monkey to own than a horse. Tina is a real joker isn't she?

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 13, 2008
Awwwwww...Bobby is for real....but dead now...my horses ran over him one night.
But thanks for the honor....I promise not to let my horses Splat you flat okay!!

With Much Love
sTinky
$*;*$


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