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Mutant Centipede...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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A mutant I may definitely be,

For my male member is mutated,

Don’t have many legs though like a centipede,

Just two and a half, no ladies you can’t it see…

 

A certain old fart did call me the title,

Someday maybe a long distance shot may take out something vital,

For you never know what in this world just might occur,

Now let me go and get drunk on some tasty liqueur…

 

This old fart does supposedly love Coors beer,

No taste does he have, the rest of the world does jeer,

One point I want to abundantly make most clear,

Is I always pick on my OLDEST brother so dear…

© ed J 8/7/08


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Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on August 8, 2008
I had to ssrool down past that creature as it gave me the woolies Ed but after that you made me smile as usual. Thank you Ed.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 8, 2008
Hey! Where's old Edvard's excellent retort?? I think you really ticked him off this time, Bro. Never attack any man's beer of choice.

And we are in the Mutant Edipede Clan, not the Mutant Centipede Clan - man, oh, man!

Reviewed on August 8, 2008
EWWWW, EWWWWW!!! I HATE centipedes, especially since I had one thrown ON me when I was in school!! *brrr* *shuddering* But this is a funny write; you are too much, Ed!!

Just don't throw any of those nasty things on to me, or else I'll be running the other way, lickity split, and it's interestin' to see me runnin' on my crutches.....LOLOLOLOLOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :O *screaming*

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 7, 2008
You brothers need Mom to grab you by the scruff of your necks and shake the mischief out of you!;-)(but you all are fun to read;-)lol...ET

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on August 7, 2008
Your brothers are nasty lately running you down like they did. I am sticking up for you though and I told them so. What do you do that is so bad, i know I don't know everything but you are sane and good to me on the den. Rufuz loves you and he is your faithful friend. Brothers just like to try to cause trouble, could be they are somewhat jealous of you and your ways.

Reviewed on August 7, 2008
I lived in Hawaii for three years. Centepiedes there grow to the size of cuban cigars and come into your house whenever they've a mind to. Just the thought of one gives me the creeps. Maybe I'll shoot your brother for you. Think I'll go have a Michelob.

Reviewed on August 7, 2008
Better than an inch worm my friend, anyway I see you're mad, I also think at this moment your brother won't come within a hundred feet of you, but keep your gun loaded, those colonels always find some wing nuts to follow them ha cheers! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 7, 2008
Well like I told you Ed, if he stopped drinking that moose pea that's called Coors and changed to a good Canadian lager maybe his mind wouldn't be so messed up but I symapatize with ye, I had four brothers of me own.
Fee

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 7, 2008
Sad Stuff Ed....
W0e is Me!


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