I am here to tell you, not to preach,
That life is good if once in awhile you can get to a beach,
Run in the water, it gives life, if its salt, don’t partake,
Better it might be if it is fresh like that of a lake…
In my immortal road trip,
I have found humans have to get a grip,
So give your humans a stress saving tip,
Pee & poop wherever you want,
Just don’t in front of others, strip…
When around trees, be sure to each one sniff,
Do not jump off a high cliff,
And be sure each pile of poo you come across,
You get at least one big whiff…
© Rufuz ~ 08.06.2008
Edvard the Elder
You get at least one big whiff
Dear Exalted One,
My four mutts and I have been practicing this ancient art for many years. It lets us know who's been sneaking around old Thornwood Manor. But we have one problem - we can't get my spouse to do it. She simply refuses.
Any Suggestions?
Pee Wee & His Pals
Newfie Hugs, Rose
Women hate too smell poop
and mens don't either...
Your a big part of living a good life Ed..
Thanks
Ron
Sandie Angel :o)