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The Principles of DOGma VI…by Rufuz
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DOGma as seen from a DOGs point of view...


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As a human you need to relax,

Just as your dog does when his thinking does slack,

Tis’ not yet the season for the tax,

So humans, take it from a guru dog,

Don’t let yourselves fall through the sanity cracks…

 

Yes, stop and sniff the roses,

Just remember that on that rose were other noses,

Spread your scent all around,

Do it enough to of other humans confound…

 

Turn around three times before lying down,

Other times in the grass on your back roll about,

So you get a bit dirty, your back may get brown,

If others think you are but a clown,

Think of it like this, more relaxed you’ll be,

Walking around all day without a frown…

© Rufuz J 08.09.08


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 Reviews of "The Principles of DOGma VI…by Rufuz"
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on August 10, 2008
Hey! aren't you from New Jersey? what is all that talk of smelling roses...are you nuts? or Daddy took a bath?.

Georg

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 10, 2008
Spread your scent all around,
Do it enough to of other humans confound…

Your Dad must be your best student, Guru Rufuz. I heard he was doing that to Tom Hyland when he met him last week! But Tom left very hastily.

Are there times we shouldn't be doing that??

Thanks,
Pee Wee & His Pooch Pals




Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 9, 2008
It can be a ruff life if we all don't roll around in the grass now and then.

Fee

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on August 9, 2008
Another profoundly experienced write from Rufuz. Good for you good doggie, loved it.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 9, 2008
I sniffed the rose and it smelled of doggie pee
what's up Rufuz?
Thanks for the advice Rufuz, YOU DA DOG!


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