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The Principles of DOGma VII...by Rufuz (w00f)
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Humanity isn't very human...R


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Find peace all humans of little faith,

Train your pups to do the same,

See the world through doggy eyes,

You’ll find then no reason to tell lies…

 

I come to you from a place called New Jersey,

It does not matter where we live,

As long as when and where you are,

That is the time you are there, so there you are…

 

Dogs may not be your idea of clean,

And agree I do as well this idea,

We live lives shorter than humans,

In that time though we learn,

Not to be in anyway obscene or mean,

As you cannot say the same, I for you show great concern…

© Rufuz J 08.09.2008


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 Reviews of "The Principles of DOGma VII...by Rufuz (w00f)"
Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on August 10, 2008
You have my vote, Woofie!

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on August 10, 2008
Well Fee I am in favor of Rufuz as president, he is wise and caring and won't tell no lies as honest as the day is long. Thank you Rufuz/Ed.

newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 10, 2008
Rufus is wise and perhaps it is time indeed, I have given this a lot of thought...
Rufus for President
All those in favor?

Fee

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 10, 2008
Funny, dogs smell a ruse a mile away, while we humans fall for them easily.

Ron

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 10, 2008
Rufuz, I can't wait until you become president! I love your hot diggity DOGma;-)...ET


Reviewed on August 10, 2008
From one dog love to another, I love this poem. I sometimes look into the eyes of my own dog and know for a fact that she's wiser than me and in a lot of ways she's better than me.
Happy Writing,
Marcia

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 10, 2008
Sad doogies can't talk, or we humanoides would be in much big trouble..
Say Rufuz, are you going to let Ed write again?

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on August 10, 2008
Wouldn't it be wonderful if humans could learn to be as accepting, loving and forgiving as dogs? People can say what they may about the brain power of the animals on this planet, but I see many areas where the animals show much more wisdom and insight than we humans do. Points well stated, Rufuz.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 10, 2008
Dogs may not be your idea of clean

But we humans are not very smart, Rufie Boy. A dog's mouth is cleaner than the mouths of most humans!

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on August 10, 2008
# 7 lucky # for you Rufuz and Ed. This is the finest one Rufuz yet, at least I think so. You are so much of a beautiful dog, and you do care about your owner and people. I will always cherish what I read about you. See by Georg that you do get into some trouble sometimes and need rescuing. Well, must get ready to go to Sunday Church. Beutiful write here for a Sunday morning. Rufuz you made my day. Lol.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on August 10, 2008
Rufuz, since you made that hole in our fishing boat you aren't human either, remember I was carrying you swimming on my back all the way to Fee's treacherous shores.

Georg


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