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Onnie's Tongue...
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Slurps all over your face,

To the door for a walk her mommy she does race,

On her back with legs up high, she has no grace,

Black lab with Rottie in there but just a trace…J

 

A happy dog till mommy goes to work,

Even with daddy there its hard to make her perk,

She does her job well though when at the door somebody comes,

Nuts she does go all the way to berserk…J

 

She seems to shed more than even Rufuz,

Or maybe as its black noticeable it is more,

Love she does to play with daddy,

Just watch out for those claws,

My skin the last time she had of me tore…J

© ed J 8/17/08


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Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on August 18, 2008
With that slurpy tongue maybe you could match her up with a Basset hound Ed. thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed on August 18, 2008
ED - as PEE-WEE suggested, may we hear more about any possible nuptials? or is that thought more akin to rupturing your kinship, rather than nurturing a familial relationship?

if so, will Rufie stand by, as Best Dog, or will he play Daddy, and give the Bride Onnie away to the Groom, Tater?

what sort of mongrel breed might originate from such a Union, i.e. - what critters will the litter later latter?

will J.D. be the Ring-Bearer? or just the Pooper-Scooper? or the Puppy-Poop Picker-Upper?

can't wait to see the pictures - DA-DA--DA-DA-DA---DE-DUM-DUM-DUM ... here comes the BRIDE ...

"those Wedding Bells are breaking up, that olde Gang of mine!'

OH - will they have a REGISTER . PETSMART?

this is SO exciting ... TK


Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on August 18, 2008
She's a darling, look at that little pink tongue. Just adorable. Rufuz should be proud to have her around and you too. Glad you showed her off this way. I'd take her in a minute If I was allowed and could. Keep her happy Rufuz, mind now.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 18, 2008
My Lab Tater thinks Onnie is quite cute. Is her Dad offering a huge Dowry for any possible Nuptials?

Reviewed on August 18, 2008
Now THAT'S cute! A new doggie friend, eh?? Hope Rufuz and Onnie will learn to get along! Well done; enjoyed both the write and piccy!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on August 18, 2008
When was last time you saw a she without her claws out and ready?

Georg

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 17, 2008
Well Dauh, she is a SHE Ed...

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 17, 2008
Sounds like he knows his way around his Daddy. lol

Fee

Reviewed on August 17, 2008
New friend, Ed? What does Rufuz think of him? Well penned, love that slurpy tongue pic!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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