Here I be keeping on agitators an eye,

Especially on a certain Chicagoan guy,

Collected he is by dogs and cats,

We also have seen that he has a few bats…J

His poor wife is not to blame,

She is merely a pawn in his life of crime, so lame,

Amassed we have a ton of info on his name,

But he seems to be getting a bit wary, or so he does claim… J

So back off our superiors do tell us,

Unfortunately abide by this we must,

But believe you me, we will keep on him our eyes,

Just no longer will we be picking up and sorting through his dust…J

© ed J 8/18/08