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My Mother, The Flying Car...
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With respects to the short lived series, My Mother the Car...


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Oh no, reincarnated is the witch,

But not on a broom, a flying car without a glitch,

Fortunately her baby can’t afford the broom,

Let alone a flying car, I’ve been poor since the womb…J

 

She thought she’d be sly,

Heaven only knows why,

She picked a flying car,

ReinCARnated my mother,

Would be better as a bar…J

 

Does she not recall,

I don’t fly at all,

If all land vehicles were destroyed,

I would walk the rest of my life,

Even now going up the air I do avoid…J

© ed J 8/18/08


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 Reviews of "My Mother, The Flying Car..."
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 20, 2008
Love it and yes I remember the show as well, it would be pretty corny today if it ran on TV but back then...yea I laughed, but then again also enjoyed Mr. Ed the talking horse.
Fee

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on August 20, 2008
And after you pick up PeeWee come to my place and you gonna have a blast!

Edvard

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on August 20, 2008
Love to fly there is nothing I like better. It is just like sitting up in your own living room. Try it, you might like it. Flying car is very neat here too. Doesn't it make you want to take off in it to a land unknown?

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 19, 2008
Now that is one cool looking vehicle. Stow your fear, get in that thing, and come pick me up! Mom would be very proud.

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on August 19, 2008
A fun write indeed Ed that you share with us, thank you.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Edwin Larson
Reviewed on August 18, 2008
Does dear old mom run on the same gas she used too? ;)

Reviewed on August 18, 2008
Adorable write, Ed. well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by S Phillips
Reviewed on August 18, 2008
Fun. Fun. Fun!


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