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Not quite haiku...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Not homeless, not hungry,

Not rich, nor poor,

Will work for sex…J


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 Reviews of "Not quite haiku..."
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 22, 2008
What sex will you work for? If the male kind, I need someone to pump out my old outhouse, it's ready to overflow. And if you'll only work for the female sex, my spouse needs help canning veggies and baking pies.

How soon can you start??!!
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on August 22, 2008
What more could a person ask for. Someone has to service those lost & lonely. Good luck Ed.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on August 21, 2008
Shocking words to this old lady of 63. But I do know you need a job, so get it and get paid for it. High money in sex sometimes, I hear anyway.
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on August 21, 2008
If sex were work, I'd have the servants do it.
Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on August 21, 2008
LOL! A person has to have goals....
Sheila
Reviewed by Leysa Lowery
Reviewed on August 21, 2008
Dad always said you should find work that you enjoy ...
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 21, 2008
can I be your accountant??

Love sTinka
Reviewed by Mary Lacey Desertrat
Reviewed on August 21, 2008
Ed,

Great..laughing my ... off!

Mary
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 21, 2008
Good luck, bro. Love and peace,

Regis
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