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Where Did Rufuz Go...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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They trimmed him down,

So much he is almost invisible,

So fluffy and doesn’t smell like a dog,

When I went to pick him up, boy did I get a frown…

 

But once in HIS car,

He acted like a star,

So happy he was, acting quite bizarre…

 

Everybody loved his new look,

From him most of his fur they took,

Now with gas he is ready to cook,

Look out girls, he’s sexy & out for you is his hook…J

© ed J 8/22/08


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 Reviews of "Where Did Rufuz Go..."
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on August 23, 2008
He's already hooked me with that adorable face and wagging tail - excellent write, Ed!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 23, 2008
Rufuz you are so handsome i think I'll fly to Jersey and dognap you! Look for me, I will surprise you;-)...ET
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 23, 2008
awwwwww.....share a "trimmed" pic too!!

Love Aunty sTinky
Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on August 23, 2008
every dog has his day ;)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 23, 2008
If only he could now take his Dad to the groomer!!
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 23, 2008
Rufus gets a make over...sounds like he is in for a wild weekend.
Fee
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Reviewed on August 23, 2008
Lookin' good, dawg!! Very cute write and piccy; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Kissies and (((HUGGLES))) to ya, Rufuz; you're a most handsome fella! :)
Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on August 22, 2008
everyone appreciates a bit of pampering including the pooches
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on August 22, 2008
Dear Rufuz,

I got my hair cut today too. We both went and got beautiful. Isn't that a coincidence in this world today where everyone likes the shaggy look. Mine kept getting in my eyes. Yours was up to your Master to flee you fur with a demise. Lovely photo of you, ready for voting day.
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 22, 2008
What a handsome boy, no not you Ed!
Reviewed by Mary Lacey Desertrat
Reviewed on August 22, 2008
Ed,

So they gave a Rufuz a haircut? Well, he has to look his best to be President. Wonderful poem.

Mary
Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on August 22, 2008
WOW if this is a picture of Rufuz all trimmed down, he must have been a very, very wooly boy!!! I am glad he is home, happy and cool.
Take care,
Sherry
Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on August 22, 2008
Rufuz and China are celebraties when cleaned up. Funny how they know when they are beautiful.
Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on August 22, 2008
You are such a pretty boy, Woofie!

Love,

Uncle Scott
Reviewed by Jennifer Christian
Reviewed on August 22, 2008
That is a very pretty dog.
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