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Snorting crack...by Rufuz
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Thanks again, Ron...

I’m sorry to admit,

But told I’ve been to do it,

I have to tell before elected,

Please don’t feel any less of me, selected…

 

I was at the time a much younger pup,

Back then I tried anything given in a cup,

A little bit of beer, and smoldering pot,

But that ain’t the worst of it, I’m sorry no its not…

 

Okay, I must tell all of you,

Please don’t let it make you feel blue,

But yes, I have snorted crack & still do,

Any butt I get my nose near,

And yes, even now & again my own, in lieu…

© Rufuz J 08.30.2008


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 Reviews of "Snorting crack...by Rufuz"
Reviewed on August 31, 2008
THAT kind of crack!!!! Ooooh, you got me, Rufuz. Still voting for you, even though you admit you're a crackhead. LOL Very funny!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on August 31, 2008
Very funny write Ed
most enjoyable
Peace Brother

William

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 30, 2008
We forgive you Rufus, not as bad as some of the things previous Presidents have done and didn't confess until caught. lol

Fee

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on August 30, 2008
Just do what comes natural, Rufuz...and good luck. -gene.

Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on August 30, 2008
Cute. We love you anyway, Woofie. You still have my vote for President. Uncle Scott

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on August 30, 2008
Oh how cute a write. Do ya have a beer tummy? That's what it does ya know. Love, Bonnie


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