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Surprise...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
   Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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Nothing like a surprise,

Not telling lies,

Glad the cartoon was not I,

As my of the seller despise,

Would be hard to disguise…


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 Reviews of "Surprise..."
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on September 20, 2008
hilarious!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 20, 2008
LOL I wonder if they sell the female version of that balloon...I'll take a dozen please if they do.
Fee

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 20, 2008
If Mom sees this one no Peewee nor me could save you hide.
Vely funny said Chinese Son Numbel One.

Georg

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on September 19, 2008
" BANG " Ooops end of that balloon HAHA.

NAWWWTY BOY!

Was that a Balloon lucky dip? Cuz you got the wrong dummy heehee

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on September 19, 2008
OH SHEESH!

You, my friend, are one of a kind. And I might add, in context to numerous writes that you have squeezed from your tormented synaptic mine field, as of late, that in the last two years I have seen a marked, and refreshing amount of growth in your writing.

ROck the hOusE, and lEt RuFus EaT thE mOuSe.

Thought you should know!

WWWOOF!

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on September 19, 2008
Oh Ed, you are somethin' not sure exactly what that is, but I love it and you anyway. Great cartoon, great poem. Love, Bonnie


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