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Have you ever thoroughly examined the thumb...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Thank goodness for the thumb,

Without it I might look pretty dumb,

What would I suck on at stressful times,

What would I write about here in rhymes…

 

Thumbs are definitely for sucking,

Opposable they are for a reason,

Relaxes me while on the road trucking,

If I was to suck my big toe,

Would that be considered treason…

 

Wish it had though more of a taste,

Its almost a shame, almost a waste,

Maybe before sucking it I could dip in in rum,

Ah yes, the incredible, edible, opposable thumb…

© ed 9/2008


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Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 23, 2008
Hmnn I must have been breast fed for I can think of at least two things I would rather suck on...oops thinking out loud sorry.
Fee

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on September 23, 2008
Oh my...you are so funny..you always make me smile..when I feel so sad at times thank you...be well and safe always dear man...Hugss

Reviewed on September 23, 2008
Food for thought (or should that be THUMB for thought)! Great write, Ed; bravo! Two thumbs up, WAY up!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Bettern' givin' ye the FINGER, ya know?? *giggle*

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 23, 2008
That's my boy! dip it in Captain Morgan Dark Rum 25 years old vintage and that thumb will never left your mouth!

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Michelle Mead
Reviewed on September 22, 2008
LOLOL, i love reading your poems, they always cheer me up, and this one has as well :) Although now I am thinking of sucking.......lol

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on September 22, 2008
I used to suck my thumb until I about about 6 or 7 years old. It's a habit as that was hard to shake off. My daughter did the same thing too. She sucks 'til she was about 10!!!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed on September 22, 2008
I used to suck my thumb, did up until sixth grade, it was a comfort to me. It didn't make fun of me, it would listen when I talked to it...my teacher made me sit in front of the classroom, in front of all my classmates, who all laughed at me. Miss my thumbs...oh, they're still there (and yes, still talk to them). An excellent write. Well done, Ed.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on September 22, 2008
Oh Ed you have me in stitches as I babysit my three year old grandson and he sucks his thumb all the time and I asked him if it tastes good, he says yes and tried to stick it in my mouth so I could taste it, cute Ed real cute. Thank you for the chuckle.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on September 22, 2008
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Icaaaaannnnt tyyp[[[[[[[


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